i put my door back🔥🔥🔥
11 comments
lil-girl[OP]
30.06.2024 04:54
Linkmy dad took off my door bc i didn’t wanna do laundry(i was literally getting up to go do it but he already counted down)
lil-girl[OP]
30.06.2024 04:55
Linkmy head hurts i feel hot and im pretty sure im sick and i wanted to rest
lil-girl[OP]
30.06.2024 05:02
Linkguyz dont worry abt me i just needd to tell someone bc i dont wanna talk to anyone irl rn :P
Are your parents alcoholic by any chance?
If so please do the following steps of these orders, 1. Get around 10 to 15 cans every time they threw their beer away. 2. Get laxitives. 3. Make sure to know which one of your parents drinks coffee when ever they're going to work. 4. Once you know that one of them drinks coffee, make sure on the day when your parents goes to work on the weekends or the week or so, add 1 scoops of laxatives in their coffee. 5. I forgot to mention before doing step 2 to 4, put the 10 cans of beer in the glove box. Now for the finale step. What your parents are going to do after drinking the coffee filled with laxatives they'll rushed to work really quick try not to shit their pants, but soon enough they'll get pulled over by the cops after going to the speed limits. Once the cops ask your parents a late regeneration, your parents must've forgot leaving their ID at home after thinking about taking a shit, once your parents are in a hurry looking for their ID, your parents would look-
In the glovebox and open it seeing cans falling out in front of the officer, taking your parents to jail, now you'll become one of the defender for one for your parentd, the judge will ask you if your parents are guilty or not, if you say guilty that's a good thing becausr they'll be sentenced to 5-8 years in prison while you grow up as an adult and move out.
