4. Clyde Bro this name is so booty cheeks if you get this name I imagine you with Cheeto fingers and a big belly

3. Mason “yea I play baseball and wear ice cream shorts how did you know”

2. Patrick Dude🫩 I bet u look like Patrick if ur name is patrick

1. Jake What’s next bro is ur homeboy named Finn Jake is such a lame name in a world with so many names your parents named u Jake be fr

These are jokes please don’t take them seriously I don’t actually apply these to people I meet with these names infact most of the names I mentioned here are friends of mine that these don’t apply too