BECAUSE U R

YEAH I SLEEP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND EAT ANYTHING AND EYVERUTHING I SEE BUT I SUCK AT SCHOOL AND IM NOT POPULAR WHATSOEVER WAAA

THEN U R THE LITTLE MIDGET UMARU

NO BECAUSE UMARU IS HOT AND POPULAR AND GOOD AT SCHOOL

I SAID LITTLE MIDGET UMARU NOT TALL WAIFU UMARU

OJ THEN YUH IM THE MIDGET HALF OF UMARU

OKAY

OKAY

I NEED U TO REMIND ME OF AN ANIME CCHARACTER NOW PLS

UHHH AKISE ARU??

HE LOOKS HOT TY

HES GAY UWUWU

BUT HE DIES WAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIFHT AFTER HE KISSES YUKI WAAAAA SOBS

NOOOJUEFH$$ I HATE U WHATEVER ILL SEARCH FOR BODYPILLOWS/POSTERS OF HIM

WHY ME WAA OMG YES

BECAUSE U SAID HE DIES AND UHD#YF AND LET'S SEARCH TOGETHER

OK

FIRRST STOP, AMAZON

BEBDHSBDBVD https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-americamovil-us-revc&sxsrf=ALeKk03_q1erEAZi7iXZjM5Zn4pf-CA0Zg:1599846521691&q=akise+aru+body+pillow&tbm=isch&chips=q:akise+aru+body+pillow,g_1:full+body&usg=AI4_-kSGEHE4gCQk_ls2DNj6slNha43E3g&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjF6vrc1OHrAhWbWc0KHRQcCcgQgIoDKAB6BAgIEAc&cshid=1599846619401&biw=412&bih=424&dpr=1.75#imgrc=eH04LvfLHYSrHM

THERE ARE PILLOWS OF HIM I WAN ONE

ME TOO WAAAAA

I AM GONNA HOLD MY PARENTS AAT GUNPOINT TO GET ME ONE

WE HAVE 2 PISTOLS AND A SHOTGUN WHICH ONE U WAN

PISTOEL PLS

OKAYE HEAVY OR LIGJT

ANY I JUST WAN A PILLOW OF HIM BADLY

OKAY OKAY GIVMS PISTOL

THANK YOU RUNS AWAY LIKE A GREMLIN*

HEY THATS MY JOB 😠

TOO BAD

THROWS A TANTRUM

THAATS M Y J0B

THEN U SHOULDBYV HAVE TAKEN MYN JOB

FINE THEN😡 U can waddle like a gremlin

Cutely waddles like a gremlin

*THROWSS A TANTRUM* U COPIED ME 😭😭

NO I DIDNYB

NUH UH

NUH UHHH

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