i dont care if you are less than an inch in width, i do not enjoy looking at you and would appreciate if you would go out the window i opened

dear spider on the wall, why arent you leaving? doesnt the outdoors look fun? must you truly stay and torment me and possibly crawl into my mouth while i sleep?

There isnt much food here, spider on the wall, cant you find tasty things outside?

spider on the cabinet, you are no longer on the wall, i have watched you crawl on the tiny door. i cannot take your life because i am afraid to go near you.

spider on the ceiling, please stop moving its getting hard to aim my pencil

spider back on the cabinet, i do not enjoy your company and i have failed to reach you with my pencil

spider on the wall, please stay away from my bucket of pork rinds, they are my prized possession

you are smaller than a centimetre and i know you are more afraid of me but while i listen to this music, i am calm. please do not dance to the song, it scares me.

dear spider on the wall, do not go near my pencils. though they are not mechanical, they are still thought of as good pencils and i do not wish for them to be tainted by you, spider on the wall

my paranoia shall get the better of me later on and i will no longer be able to go near the trash can, dear spider on the wall.

my oh my arent you a stubborn spider on the wall? if i compliment you will you leave? spider on the wall, i appreciate you eating other less creepy bugs though you are the more terrifying one. thank you for possibly infesting my house, spider on the wall.

OKAY THAT WAS NICE AND ALL BUT LIKE- THERE IS ACTUALLY A SPIDER ON MY WALL IRL

IDK WHAT TO DO

;-;

its getting CLOSER

i dont know where it went-

im just staying away from the wall now

ITS BEHIND ME ON THE WALL