Jupiter was dancing to this old song he found lmao

He wacks Earth ' Shut up you don't even know my mom '

Insert Jupiter laughter-

' Excuse me? '

' how does that work. '

' Because I'm anxious ' He shrugs

' About how it doesn't just,, float away, '

He giggles

' This is the only one time we get along, '

' Capish ? '

' C a p i s h? '

' I'd be killing you right now but,, you seem calm '

He itches his arm, sitting down and playing with his knife

oop) Jupiter glares at him, then back at the knife

He starts to throw it up and down

Saturn would silently just peek into the room "uh.."

He threw the knife at the door,

' Oh- hi Sat '

"hi, uh... why do you have a knife-"

' Just bored,, feeling to kill someone,, ' He takes out a new knife

"What about you don't do that." He'd walk into the room

' I could listen to you,,, but I wont '

"I won't let you kill somebody."

' You could try,, But you wouldn't hurt your boyfriend would you? 'He chuckled

He'd mumble quietly "I know you would though."

' What was that,,? '

"Nothing."

He'd sit down as far away as possible from jupiter

He then put the knife on his lap, grabbing his gun out his pocket

He'd just stare at Jupiter

(earth has no idea whats happening)

He shot at the wall next to earth

"AY DON'T DO THAT-"

' Pfft,, you probably pissed yourself '

Saturn looks like he wants to rip out jupiters organs

' Excuse me,, did you just call me a bastard? '

He loads his pistol

Saturn would get up and cover earth "Jupi, **** off." (oh-)

He shot Earths leg,

OOP- GUESS YOUR LEG JUST GOT SHOT OFF SATURN)

(aa-)

"F U CK " He'd quickly rush at Jupiter

He shot him in the chest, just to protect himself

"AGH-" he'd try to keep running and he'd collapses right when he gets close to jupiter, he had a knife so when he fell he ended up stabbing jupiters leg (magic)

' Aw you little tit,- ' He stomped on his head with his other foot

(quickest death ever) he'd turn into a ghost "cunt."

' Not my fault,, ' he giggled, getting up from the seat, ' EARRRRRRRRRRTH '

"Earth is probably long gone." "How is it not your fault?"

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it is true bruh