I think it's time for you to know the awful truth The truth about me, and the truth about you 'Cause you're a brand new species Big cat, space Nazis, Robert Stack God damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy Call me back (Call me back) I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio!