Try and make me laugh
by:
xXxAngelWolfiexXx 
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07.05.2021
62 comments
pink-mess
07.05.2021 21:26
Linki cant make u laugh sorry bud
xXxAngelWolfiexXx[OP]
07.05.2021 21:29
LinkWhy not?
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hi omg what are you doing you look at me OMG YOU HAVE A DOG FACE AND YOU JUST PEED ON A BUSH OMG OMG OMG
What is yellow and cant swim?a bus full of kids.-Does the renegade-
https://www.google.com/search?q=tiny+meme+face&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjspoi6wrjwAhXHZc0KHQuYDAgQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1564&bih=933
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.....swigity swooty..i came for ye booty...
9 year old:...wha-
That be treasure ya k-
Horny Police:...*Crushes*
i funny things i found funny ;>
"My mommy hit a car with her car! It was DESTROYED!! But SHHHHH she said not to tell anyone!! ;D
no one:
literally no one:
4-year-old at a breakfast cafe:
"I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!"
the mom of the 4-year-old:
"Eggs... he wants eggs"
let me google a joke- Okay here :)
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
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:,)
One day a baby mosquito came back from school
the baby mosquito's mom asked
"How was school honey?"
The baby mosquito said
"It a wonderful! On my first flight everyone was CLAPPING for me"
(XD dunno if you'll get it)
Hmm Nobody like nobody
Me: Gets hit by car but says to the driver Mah name is jeff (im horbile of making people laugh)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.”
i tried
