@I-HATEYOU
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red-is-sus
29.01.2021 08:12
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Kelii-kun[OP]
29.01.2021 08:13
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No one GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOU
REE DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOU,
REE HAS A BF,
SO STAY FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE,
FOREVER.
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I just randomly found this, and by the looks of it, a body is about to be discovered.
Need any tips on hiding a body?
aight- sorry for the late reply, but here.
If you chop up the body, hide the pieces in completely different places, far apart from eachother.
If you're throwing a body in a lake/pond, puncture the lungs, cut open the stomach, and put rocks in the stomach, so it doesn't float.
If you're burying the body in one piece, bury a large dead animal above it. So if the police find it, they'll dig up the dead animal and think it was a mistake (Not 100% guaranteed to work).
Wear gloves, so there's no fingerprints.
Don't use bleach to clean up blood, I think that stains.
Don't be the last person seen with them, that'll make you a suspect.
Possibly put it near somebody's house, so the police will accuse them.
Throwing it in the ocean would also work, but again, make sure to puncture the lungs and put rocks in the stomach.
Also, obvious thing, don't leave the murder weapon sitting around.
Oh! You could also plant an endangered plant above the body, so it's illegal to dig up!
