Have you guys ever read the newspaper? FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED IN PINES' DEATH The flaming wreckage of a wrecked car was found in a ditch 4 mi from Highway 618 at 6 a.m. Monday morning. The cut brakes and odd location of the car suggest that this was no accident. Says a rookie cop, "Mighty suspicious. Mighty suspicious." In other news, leg warmers are all the rage this week and we predict that this style will go on forever.