The windows are dark in town child. The whales dive down into the deep. I'll promise to read you one last story, if you swear. You'll go the **** to sleep

The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest, like the creatures that crawl, run and creep I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit, stop lying. Lie the **** down my darling, and sleep

The wind whispers through the grass hon, The mice make but not a peep. It's been thirty minutes already!! JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE ****? GO. TO. SLEEP

All the nursery kids are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. HELL NO you can't go to bathroom. You know where you can go? The **** to sleep

The owls fly forth from the treetops. Through the air, they soar and sweep. A hot crimson rage fills my heart, dear. Come on, shut the **** and sleep

The cubs and the lions are snoring. Wrapped in a big snuggle heap. How come you can do this other good shit? But you can't lie the **** down and sleep?

The seeds slumber beneath the earth now. And the crops that the farmer will reap. No more questions, this interview is OVER. I've got two words for you, love: ****ing sleep

The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle. The sparrow has silenced her cheep. **** your stuffed bear, I ain't getting you shit. Close your eyes. cut the crap. Sleep

The flowers doze low in the meadows, And on the mountains so steep. My life is a failure, I'm a terrible person. Stop ****ing with me, please, and sleep

The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing As I lie here and openly weep. Sure, fine, whatever I'll get your milk. Who cares? You're not gonna sleep

The room is all I remember, The furniture crappy and cheap. You win. You escape and run down the hall. As I nod the **** off and sleep

Bleary and dazed I awaken, To find your eyes shut, so I keep My fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe away. And pray that you're ****ing asleep

We're finally watching our movie, Popcorn in the microwave beep! Oh shit! Goddamn it! You have to be kidding! Come on, go the **** back to sleep

- The end -

The first time I heard this story I was only eight lmao

But it was my older brother tho

Indeed