strangecat has fleas
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Wade into the quiet river
paiting
Frisk speedpaint
Stary Eyed
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16.11.2021
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prettypaw1[OP]
16.11.2021 15:48
Linkinform me when ya get here
Coff33-Bean
16.11.2021 15:48
LinkI'm here...
prettypaw1[OP]
16.11.2021 15:49
Link* tight huggo *
alright. whats got ya so bummed out pal
Listen, paw, I don't understand...My therapist says to try to find ways to relive my stress, but everything that I do makes me more stressed than I already am. And them comes my headaches and migraines, and then I'm sick. I tried to call my dad today, I got the right number and everything, and he didn't even answer...I'm in the middle of a court battle with my parents and me trying to see if I'd stay in foster care or not..and it's a month away! It's December the 7th and idk what to do...I want to stay in foster care, but then, they don't trust me and if I went home- idk what my step-mom is going to do to me for starting all this because she choked me out. I lie with a straight face- and people says it SCARES them...I cheat on tests and steal things to eat...I just want to stop feeling ANYTHING....
oh..
look bean. try ta take a good ol bath away from everyone as ya breathe an jus. think about it
AND SHE CHOKED YOU OUT!?
also does she feed you?
I want to run away again because I'm losing my goddamn MIND, paw- I'm taking medication and it just makes me sleepy...Nothing is WORKING. I seem to be everyone's problem. I just seem to be the pain in eveyone's side and a*s.
Maybe if I just die people will be less stressed about taking care of me..
bean.
did she choke you out?
what else does she do?
cuz if its really bad you should call someone to take you away from her
and please dont die. it wont be worth it. cuz at the end even if your dead youll find yourself missing people and having so many regrets
Didn't you read the first comment? I'm in FOSTER. CARE. I'm already away from her. And yes, she did choke me out. She didn't many other things; like beating me until I was black n' blue; pulling me by my hair, punching and slapping me in my face until I couldn't feel it and I'd have bloody noses...you name it, she did it..
i..
well its good your away from her. jus try to stay away from that crazy witch
* tight huggo *
also bean.
im always here for you.
if you ever need to vent to someone or advice im here.
i love ya bean * huggo *
* huggiez *
heh i relate to ya with the whole foster thing-
ya see im adopted aswell.
luckily i was adopted when i was 2.. so i can only remember one thing about my life
* huggo *
i get it broski
Hmmm- I mean- I've got Ravi Whos Gay, Quinn whos gay, Fay who's pan, Hailey whos Lithosexual, and Dionne whos Straight Ally. Your choice.
lmao yes
an for the theme ya got captured by pirates
an yer tied to one of the poles the sail is connected to.
+Dionne was already awake and looking around. Her ears and tail where relaxed, and strangely enough, she wasn't freaking out.+
~~~
+Bjorn was still unconscious.+
+She spotted Smog.+ "Hey! You a*shole! Untie me!" +Dionne hissed at him.+
~~~
+Bjorn gro@ned out of the yelling.+
+Dionne growled, and faded into the shadows. She had a knife, and pulled him into a choke hold with the knife against his throat.+
~~~
+Bjorn looked around, dazed, and winced.+
"Where are we? And why did you capture me?"
~~~
+He notices Dionne and Smog, and sighes.+ "Great.."
:smog : were on tha ship. an i captured you from other pirates. why i captured you? i have my reasons. * small growl *
"Well, sir, I'd like to know those reasons." +She growled back.+
~~~
+Bjorn looks at the rope, and easily broke it. He made it to both of them.+ "What is going on?"
:smog : * just blows a bunch of smoke right into here eyes. blinding her for a second *
- its like pepper spray but in smoke-
+She coughed, and started to rub her face.+ "Ow-..."
~~~
+Bjorn shielded his face from the smoke.+
:smog : * slips out of her grasp. grabbing his gun and cocking it. pointing it at her *
+Dionne looked at the barrel of his gun, and her ears where pressed against her head. She backed away, and cowered on the floor.+
~~~
+Bjorn watched the scene.+
:smog : * lowers his gun * luckily for you. im not a scumbag like most pirates.
+She looked up at him- and sighed. Dionne got up, and went somewhere else.+
~~~
+Bjorn sighed.+ "But, for real though, why did you 'save' us?" +His Scottish accent interrupted.+
+Dionne was in the crows nest, just watching the sea.+
~~~
+Bjorn looked at him.+ "Please, lad-"
+Dionne fell asleep up there.+
~~~
+Bjorn wandered the ship- eventually taking off his shirt because it got too hot for him.+
+Dionne was awake, and undressing herself. Both Smog and Bjorn where asleep. She stripped until she was in her undergarments. Dionne was on the edge of the ship, and jumped, landing into the cold, salty sea.+
+She swam around, and resurfaced. Since the boat was anchored- it went nowhere. But her noise woke up Smog.+
+Dionne floated in the sea, and looked at the stars.+ "..." +Her pale skin shinned in the moonlight, and her scars where visible.+
:smog : * goes and stand on the edge of the boat. lookin down at her *
+She didn't see him staring at her, and continued to look at the stars. Her figure looked beautiful in the light.+
:smog : * mumbles to himself * quite a pretty lass.
( mmmm pirate terms )
+Dionne climbed back into the ship using the other side, and goes up to him- wrapping her arms around his waist. She was behind him.+ "Saw you staring...did you like what you saw?"
:smog : BLIMEY!! * he would jump a bit *
( mmm more pirate words )
Mhm-))
+She giggled. Dionne was still in her undergarments.+ "Did I scare the pirate?~ It's what you get for taking a demon."
:smog : * folds his arms and looks away * oh shut it
( mmmm tsundere )
"Mhm-" +She let got of him, and snaps her fingers. Dionne was dressed again. She made her way back up to the crows nest.+
"Well- m' sorry you 'saved' a Scottish man. We drink Scotch- not rum." +Bjorn looked at him.+ "I saw ya starin' at Dionne- what's that for?"
:smog : oof sucks for you * grabs a bottle of rum avoidin the other question *
"F*ckin' pirates." +He found a bottle of Scotch and took it with him.+
((So, explain to me- why did you want the two of them? Is he going to fall in love with one or the other or both? Please explain-))
+Dionne watched him, and giggles- remembering the incident from last night. She was still in the crows nest.+
~~~
+Bjorn was enjoying his bottle of scotch.+
[It is the next day.]
( i mean- because i couldnt decide TT w TT )
:smog : * just a passed out drunk * zzz
( but if ya want him ta fall in love go ahead- )
Imma say Dionne- and then Bjorn gets jealous because he had his eye out for Dionne as well- D r a m a .))
+She jumps down from the nest, and goes over to him.+ "He is cute when he is sleeping.." +Dionne whispers, and drags him so he is not against the wheel. She then looks out to the sea.+
~~~
+Bjorn watches her, as a pang of jealousy hit him.+
+Dionne gave him a kiss on his head, and walked away.+
~~~
+Bjorn takes a swig of his scotch, and keeps an eye out.+
[Few hours later. Smog is awake.]
+Dionne stomach growled, and she gripped it. She sighed and looked out.+ "Mmm.." +She grabs her knife, and in her undergarments again- but out of view of the boys, and jumps in to get herself some fish.+
~~~
+Bjorn heard the splash, and turned to Smog.+ "I reckon that's Dionne? By the way, what is your name, lad?"
+Dionne was in the water, and caught quite the amount of fish.+
~~~
+He nodded.+ "Bjorn and well- the lady is Dionne."
+She climbed back onto the ship.+ "Well- you two, we've got food." +Dionne place down the fish. She didn't bother to put back on her clothes, as she will dry in the sun.+
~~~
+Bjorn blushed, and smiled.+ "Good catch, m'lady."
"Thanks boys! Now, you got a furnace, Smog?" +She asked, and looked at him. Her ice blue eyes sparkled in the sun.+
~~~
+Bjorn glared at Smog a little, but not a lot to notice.+
+She nodded.+ "Thanks." +Dionne picked up the fish, and took them over to the furnace. She started to skin the fish, and chuck out the pieces that aren't meant to be eaten. She then messed with vegetables and spices that he had.+
~~~
+Bjorn looked at Smog.+ "Why did you take her? For this kind of work?"
:smog : * his face would suddenly turn serious and a bit annoyed* hell no. i would never put anyone through the hell of bien a maid on a ship.
( hmm... why does it seem like he knows how that feels like? )
( congrats bean- your gettin some actuall smog lore )
Thank you- UwU))
+Dionne puts the fish and vegatables in the furnace, and made her way tot he boys.+ "Ya'll better not be fighting. I don't need to hear grown a*s men fighting."
~~~
+Bjorn smirked at her, and pulled her close to him.+ "Never, lovely.~" +It looked like Dionne was uncomfortable in that situation.+
:smog : * pulls dionne away with a protective growl * dont touch the lady.
+Dionne looks at Smog.+ "Thank you.." +She then walks away.+
~~~
+Bjorn nostrils flare.+ "You have no right to do that, Smog. She ain't ours to touch."
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:smog : an she aint yours either. so dont you dare go fvckin pullin her close to you like shes some object or toy. * pissed off an growling *
( welp- hes pissed XD)
And so is Bjorn-))
+Dionne was in the crows nest.+
~~~
"She is a female- their meant for that! All their good for is breeding and cooking and that's IT. You obviously never had a woman before." +He spat.+
:smog : now you listen here you little sh*t. WOMEN ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE US!! THEY ARE NOT MEANT FOR BREEDING!! THEY ARE MEANT TO BE LOVED AND CARED FOR AND PROTECTED!! THEY AINT JUST A PRETTY FACE IN A DRESS! * loud growling *
( well fun fact: smog tends ta protect women. an hates how people jus use em an think thier jus a pretty face in a dress with a body to be used. an he hates the thought of people bien housemaids. hes extremely protective an easily annoyed by those types of things )
"Oh now wait a minute you a*shole! ALL WOMEN ARE IS TOYS! THEY ARE MEANT FOR KEEPING THE POPULATION A FLOAT! IF GOD DIDN'T WANT THE POPULATION, HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE WOMEN!" +Bjorn smashed his bottle of scotch.+
:smog : WOMEN ARE PEOPLE!! THEY AINT TOYS!! THEY AINT JUS THIER FOR YA PICKIN!! AN IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT THEN GET THE HELL OFFA MY BOAT!!
"IF YA DIDN' WANT ME- WHY DID YOU TAKE ME!? YOU ANSWER ME THAT ONE, SMOG!" +Bjorn got in his face.+
~~~
+Dionne watched them, and sighed. She jumped down.+ "N-Now now, you guy's seriously ain't doing this? Please don't fight-"
:smog : CUZ I WANTED TA SAVE YA FROM THE OTHER PIRATES BEFORE YER A SLAVE TO THEM!!! NOBODY DESERVES TO GO THROUGH THAT HELL!!
"OH, BULLSH*T!" +He grabbed Smog by the neck, and started to choke him.+
~~~
+Dionne looked on with horror.+ "GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM!!" +Her eyes where completely blue and glowing. She used a tendril, and shoved Bjorn away. She got in between Smog and Bjorn.+
~~~
"Outta the way, Dionne." +He growled.+
"THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS! YA'LL ARE ACTING LIKE BABIES! I HAVE A HEADACHE AND I DON'T NEED THIS!!" +She shielded them from each other.+
~~~
"Oh- boohoo, Dionne. Suck it up." +Bjorn spat, and walked away.+
:smog : its fine. * hes tryin to seem not annoyed *
( AAAA SORRY )
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+Dionne rubbed the back of her neck, and walked away. She climbed up into the crows nest.+
~~~
+Bjorn was sharpening a knife that he found.+
:smog : * goes down into the back of the boat *
( ze lil pirate room in the back )
+She just sat there, and looked to the water.+
~~~
+Bjorn was testing the knife. He wanted to get rid of Smog.+
:smog : * walks out. walking past him * dont even try to get rid of me. its not that easy to kill a skeleton. plus i got a few tricks up my sleeve mate. * goes and sits next to the wheel *
[At night.]
+Bjorn was asleep- and Dionne took this opportunity to try to relive her stress. She stripped into her undergarments, and jumped into the icy water again. When she surfaced- she floated again, and looked at all the stars.+ "..."
:smog : aight * takes off his cloak and boots an jumps in *
( welp there goes the red boyo )
Lol-))
+Dionne stays where she is, and looks up at the stars again.+ "What made you join me? If I may ask.."
:smog : i dunno. i guess i jus wanted ta join ya this time
( UvU also- seems like smogs growin a likin an trust twards her )
OooOOo-))
+She giggled a little.+ "Well, I'm just looking at the stars...I've always loved doing this...how they always change, and how the earths rotation affects them..." +Dionne sighed a little, and slowly floated to him.+
+Dionne agreed; and stopped floating to look at him.+ "I have a question, Smog- if that's alright.."
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smog : ... i could tell you were uncomfy. and yer not his toy.
( * tempted to reveal more lore * )
( also aaa so sorry )
+Dionne nodded.+ "Well, I thank you.." +She swam right next to him, and gave him a kiss on his cheek.+
:smog : * smiles a bit * heh no prob matey
( :0 THE EDGY PIRATE SMILES )
EHHH!?!? DIONNE MAKES HIM SMILE, COMFIRMED!?!?-))
+Dionne smiles, and dove underwater- a few seconds later, he is taken by her.+
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UWU Slowly falling in love with herrrr~~))
+Dionne drug him to an underwater sea cave, and resurfaced. There was an air pocket in the cave- really big to the point where they both can get out of the water, and sit on the rocks.+
"I found this place a few days ago. I've been wanting to show you." +Dionne looked at him, smiling.+
"Oh please-" +She waved him off.+ "I'm not a lady at all." +Dionne giggled.+
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:smog : * sits down aswell * my whole live. twas born on these seas an have been one ever since.
"Really? So you never really got the chance to spend any time on land?" +She seemed intrigued.+
:smog : well i have been on land once er twice. but not really. mosta the time i jus stayed on the ship while the others explored.
"Oh..." +Dionne felt bad for Smog- and thought for a while.+ "How would you like it if I...well showed you around on my homeland?"
:smog : i would love that. it would be nice ta get offa the ol ship once in a while * smiles *
+She smiles, and pulls him into a hug.+ "I'm glad your one of those men who doesn't treat women like...well...toys."
:smog : mhm. * hugs back * cuz i understand what it feels like..
( he understand what it feels like? what does he mean by that? )
+Dionne raised a brow, and pulled away just a little.+ "Wait..what do you mean you know what it feels like...?"
+Something pops in her mind, and she frowns. Dionne pulls him in for a more loving and caring kind of hug. She rubs his back. She understands.+ "Oh my god, Smog...I'm so sorry..."
"No, it's not alright- How can someone do that to you? Your too sweet to have that happened to you.." +She pulls him just a bit closer.+
:smog : * continues hugging and mumbles * heh been through worse..
+She thinks about something, and lightly kisses his shoulder.+ "Well- now you have someone who cares for you.."
"Your very welcome, Smog. I'm just pissed off that the a*shole thinks he is king sh*t.." +She pulls away, and her little deer tail wagged.+
+Dionne smiles back, and places her hands on her knee.+ "So- please tell me more about you!"
:smog : well im jus an alchoholic skeleton whos a pirate. but lil did you know im one of the mos feared pirates in the seven seas. hah.
+Dionne smiled, and scooted closer to him. Her eyes solely focused on him.+ "Really??"
:smog : yep. back in tha day it was like i jus suddenly popped in out of nowhere. killing people and takin over ships with my crew. doing adventures. bringing chaos and anarchy across the land. people feared me. * he would smile. remembering the old days *
+She smiled a little, listening to his deep, silky voice. Dionne loved other peoples stories. Her tail was wagging.+
:smog : burning down ships and taking down sails. stealin all the rum. unburying treasure. discoverin secret hidden treasures. me an my crew were wild back in the days. * he would grin wider. bearing his sharp teeth. his gold tooth shining in the light *
+Dionne admired his gold tooth, and smiled.+ "Sounds like your life was pretty eventful."
:smog : haha yep! we were powered by pure rage i tell ya. we made those who mocked us suffer and bow down to us. twas a great time!
+Dionne giggled at his enthusiasm. She frowned just a little though.+ "I wish my life was as eventful as yours..but sadly, its not."
:smog : * huggo * well then well jus have ta make it eventfull! * big smile *
+She smiled, and accidentally kissed him on his lips. Dionne meant to kiss his cheek, but then he moved.+
+She pulls away- and blushes.+ "I-I'm so s-s-sorry, Smog...I meant to k-kiss you cheek.."
:smog : h-hey its fine lad. * jus tryin ta calm her down a bit flustered *
+She calms down, just a little. Splashing came from the water, and out came Bjorn.+
~~~
"Wow. So- tryin' to steal her?"
+Dionne looks at Bjorn.+ "We where just talking, Bjorn! What is your issue?"
~~~
+Bjorn glares back at Smog, and then looks at her.+ "Why are you so STUPID? Can't you see little girl?"
:smog : * steps infront of dionne. getting between him and her * **** off mate.
"Get out of my way, done boy." +He growled.+ "She is MINE. I saw her first even before you came into her life."
:smog : she doesnt belong to ya. do you think just because you spot her first that she automatically loves you? you dont choose who she loves. * stays in the way *
"But I KNOW that she doesn't want a SKELETON who can't protect her for the life of him." +He roughly pushed him out of the way, and grabbed her. Dionne yelled at him- and tried to wiggle away.+ "Stop it-" +Bjorn slapped her; HARD.+
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:smog : * kicks him right in the nuts as hard as he can with a growl *
( ooof- an he kicks hard )
( also how tall is she? )
She is tall- but for your case- She will be 4'11"-))
+Bjorn drops to the ground, and Dionne rushes to Smog, and hides behind him.+
:smog : and i doubt she wants a guy with a ruined cock. * protects her *
+Bjorn growls, and gets up. He charges at Smog, and tackles him. Dionne gets out of the way just in time so she wouldn't be crushed.+
"I don't have to stab you- a*shole." +Bjorn starts to break ribs. Dionne panicked, and grabbed the sharpest rock she could find. She swung with all her might, and killed Bjorn by hitting his temple. He rolls off of Smog- dead.+
"Oh my god- Smog!? Are you alright!?" +She checks him and the broken ribs.+
:smog : mlady. the cursed cant die
-his ribs are perfectly fine. they healed quick! -
+Dionne looked shocked a little and looked at him. Tears sprang her eyes, and she hugged him tight. She started to cry into his shoulder.+ "I was so worried...and scared-"
"I was afraid he was going to seriously hurt you..." +She sniffs- and pulls away.+
+Dionne opened her eyes, and then gently pulled him into her. She looks up at him. Her lips parting a little.+ "..."
+Dionne went into the water, and dove. She started to swim to the ship.+
+There was shouting in the distance. Another pirate ship has found them.+
+She was still asleep. The ship came closer- and the shouting got louder. But Dionne never woke up. She was a deep sleeper.+
+Dionne raised a brow at his calmness- and snapped her fingers. Tendrils came out of the water, and destroyed the ship. She then laid back down, and fell back asleep.+
[Few weeks later. They reached her homeland.]
+Dionne giggled, and jumped from the ship to the sand.+
:smog : * steps out of the ship and onto land. taking in the view of it *