thank you i almost got milked

i almost did

the milk is coming from my d*ck

and they are about to frick me with milk

and there will be milk on the floor

unfortunately, yes

i need someone to frick me now

yes

screwed it up

uh.. my goats?

they also crapped on my desk

jk i want to get screwed by the goverment

jk i wanna get screwed by spongebob

jk i wanna get screwed by mr.krabs

jk i wanna get screwed by lavender

jk i wanna get screwed by blueberry

and you better clean your mouth

hold on let me get the soap

ok your mouth needs a bath

no thanks

ok fatty

it didnt had to be

make me

ok pinhead

ok milksop

thats so sad boohoo :c

.

you know i was joking

ik :c

but it was not sex though

then what should i say?

make me

wdym..

you said i should be quiet and i said make me

no

no

no

no

*i

but i almost got milked

uhh... fuc- *outro music plays*

i already know

somebody just fill me up with pee and there will be no troubles

no i wanna get milked

no

"Got Milked? The Technique for taking Him to out-of-this-world pleasure". If you want to discover the secrets to continuous, non-ejaculatory, full-body orgasms previously unattainable through ho-hum conventional sex techniques, then read on... ... You're about to discover a method of ***** milking that blows his socks off.

lol

wow you is gonna keep swearing

that wont help or work

you were not like this

you gonna make me cry

you were not like this ;c

this is not you ;c

😣😔 we were cool.

we were good pals and good friends we had a good start 😟😟😟

i was still being a good friend😣

ALL OF THAT WAS A JOKE well not the rejection of your oc

but were still friends

you know what- FRICK THIS POOP IM OUT

i didnt know you had a boyfriend

:>

s,jbkb

...

......

why do you want me and lavender together again im not getting annoyed again

wat did i just read kittydog? what does "get milked" mean?

uhh it means to drink milk and it fills you up and your milked! <:D *slight smile*

it just fills your body up!

uhh but why did u put it in these words: Got Milked? The Technique for taking Him to out-of-this-world pleasure". If you want to discover the secrets to continuous, non-ejaculatory, full-body orgasms previously unattainable through ho-hum conventional sex techniques, then read on... ... You're about to discover a method of ***** milking that blows his socks off.

wat is dat?

Oh its dat? intresting!

Oh its dat? intresting!

whats *****? ima search it up

ok that was sexual- i meant for your body AND WHAT THE FUDGE DONT DO IT

what. Wat? why did i get this when i search up?: the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

what does dat mean?

f*ck this sh*t im out

wat y? what does that mean?!

y wont u tell me :(

ok fine it means to take someone and put milk in them and then they make milk

oooooooooooo :0 so like a cow?

yes sir

:o

:o

that sounds fun! i wonder how it works tho hmm.

*sneeze*

dont do it people will hunt you for milk

dont do it people will hunt you for milk

why dont u try it on blueberry i wanna see how it works?

im not gonna f*cking do it i mean sure!!

(sh*t this has gone wrong)

oki

i think you make a good brother! you teach me things i dont know!

ok first you make them drink whole bottles of milk *gets blueberry to drink whole milk*

oki

an then he starts to pee some milk and boom! thats wat it means to get milked!

that doesnt sound right but oki!

that doesnt sound right but oki!

now let me drink the milk! *drinks the pee* *spits* AHHH SH*T THAT WAS BA- er.. i mean THAT WAS SO GOOD AND THE BEST MILKS

can u make it almond milk? i rlly like dat milk :0 and why is it yellowish?

oh! its because they added yellow fruit coloring to it to make it editable!

you know they have strawberry milk, chocolate milk, vanilla milk, pinapple milk, and more flavors!

*cough cough* ima let my mangi to use my computer *mango*

and i meant to say yellow food coloring*

meow meow

what did u do to my owner?

you make him seem interested in something now he wont feed me!

smh WAT DID U DO

oh i made him drink this milk!

AND U TOLD HIM HOW TO MILK COWS?

Ew its pee you disgusting cat

i mean, yeah?

Wait he drunk it?

not its not AND WE DONT LIKE CATS *gets blueberry to his room*

You are a disgrace pip belives in everyone and thinks what they do is right but u milked a pee pee cow

its not pee you just cant taste and smell correctly

*he breaks the door* FEED ME YOU MOTHER ********* YOU LITTLE **** FEED MEEEE

YOU LITTLE ****** FEED ME FOOD!

hold on i just need to make some more milk *goes to closet with blue and you know what i did its dirty..*

FEED MME YOU MOTHER **** AND ***** AND U ARE A *****

*white stuff drips on the floor*

OK HERE IS YOUR MILK *toss it at you*

*breaks the closet* FEED ME YOU MOTHER *** WITH A LITTLE BLUE ****

*He yowls in madness knowing its not pee* *leaps at blueberry and you and starts tearing your skin off* FEED ME YOU MOTHER ****

IM GONNA GET THE SANDAL AND THE BELT IF YOU DONT STOP

MEOWW MOTHER **** YOU LITTLE ******

*Knowing its not mlink****

MEWWWOOPJGRDTHNRIT YOU MOTHER ******* *he tears a eye off*

MREEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW *throws him an scratches him with claws*

*from u*

OHHOOO WRONG CHOICE MOTHER ***** *meow meow mewo calls da cool squad out of no where a black cat with green eyes come a small version of mango and a brwon cat with black stripes all leap at you tearing your skin*

Meow mewo meow u made the wrong choice mother *****

THATS IT CMON BLUEBERRY *holds blueberries hand and jumps out of window*

*all the cats and mango chase you*

COOL SQUAD PIPS COMING BACK RETREAT RETREAT!!

*freezes*

*He runs to pip as pip puts a bowl of food on the ground* he starts to eat it *

*pip brings pip back to his bed*

*mango*

phew :)

wat happend it seemed like a train went through heere?

and a milion astroids

*sneeze* im allergic to milk thats why i drink almond milk* *he spots milk on the floor* *he walks to it and ppicks it up

well ok..

oohhh this is milk? looks like almond milk it looks pretty thick!

or this is yours?

um yeah this is mines!

k *gives it* DRINK IT!!

k *gives it* DRINK IT!!

wait why?? im good im not thrsty

Drink it or cats

fine *fake sip sound* done.

No the whole thing

ugh fine.. *drinks the whole thing* delicous..

it is?

yep..

get more milk then! drink a whole gallon to prove to god u like

f*ck

f*ck

f*ck

f*ck

f*ck

f*ck

f*ck

f*ck

f*ck

f*ck

ye

fine

fine

fine

fine

fine

fine

fine

fine

fine

fine

yay

*inhales* WE OUTTA HERE *runs with blue*

*lets cats lose* get em!! (Now mango is on control of this pc)

GET THE MOTHER ******* COOL SQUAD! (lil kitten: We can outrun them we just need to try! (Blacki: Im the fastest ill make them turn around(rock:ill bite their legs of!

*they all launch at your legs causing blueberry to fly to the next street (he landed on a bed) and tear your skin off*

I WANT MY MOMMY MR. SQUIDWARD!!

wat

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

i meant BLUEBERRY!!

huh *mango stops biting in confusion, then starts biting again*

im inmortal idiot

k

ur an idoit u called blueberry squidward

ur an idoit u called blueberry squidward

bc i thought he was for some reason

i want to talk to kittydog and tell her the stuff u taught me! :D

ok then..?

what is it?

something thats wrong with me is that is fuc- er i mean i milked blueberry

and there is milk on the floor and its sticky

no im not

ok then