weed is making me too dumb how could I not of gotten the 2017 Guiness world records book

I have sixteen dollars and sixty cents wait why am I right

rich

I'm happy with my 2014 one i guess... it doesn't have testicle cooking which I am disappointed by that's literally my fave record from the 2007 gwr book

I love to yap to myself it doesn't mean anything to anyone else but it matters to me that's all the matere

I should just rule the whole world the world would be better then

need more Guiness world records book I will die without

I wonder if 2024 book is woke woke gwr be like: record for most pronouns used to refer to one person 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

I think I should just have all of the records that would make everyone happy

I resonate a lot with taking mommies and puppies away i do that everyday

sometimes just sometimes I do too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I exist on another plane of existence

I will kill Trump I will not miss

I am officially amazing

everythingi say is a filler maybe I'm not even the Raymond I'm just the lame adverts

I don't actually think before I speak or communicate I just say nonsense

I can't read soccer sideways

my palms are sweaty mom's spaghetti I'm tweaking out

ro why am i hearing shit im hearing disembodied counting

is it just my brain trying to make sense of random noises

wait no its my family from the real workd

none of this is real group hallucination simulation dream

everything is dumb everything sucks and I don't know what im saying half of the time

i have a cavity I HATE MY LIFE it doenst even hurt im just upset its there

when I take over the world and kill everyone I'll kill you twice