I dropped the soap

S-step bro what r u do8ng?

Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll ?

I've been to thinking, maybe I'm the dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet

Hi there

They say Jarl Ulfric murdered the high King... With his voice! Shouted him apart!

Helgen, destroyed by a dragon... Hard to believe, isn't it? Hi

Lol

For a dragon to a attack Kynesgrove? Why? Is no place safe?

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead

That Stormcloak armor is getting on my nerves

Cause trouble in Whiterun and I'll haul you into the Dragonsreach dungeon myself

You're like me, huh? Don't fancy those two handed weapons

The gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I respect that

Disrespect the law and you disrespect me

You said spam, and I did so uwu

Come dragon or giant, we'll be ready... With your help, of course

My cousin is out hunting dragons, and what do I get? *Sigh* Guard duty

The most I deal with is drunken brawls and petty thievery. We haven't had a good bandit raid in a while

Sheathe those claws Kahjhiit...

Anything you need dragonborn, just say the woed

Don't get any ideas... By the order of the Jarl, stop right there. You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

The Imperials consider us Stormcloaks as relentless... Ha! I'm proof of their ignorance

Mother: Jimmy, take out the dog Jimmy: Yes, mother *puts on cool glasses and shoots dog* Mother: For a walk, Jimmy

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