Why? Ive never done anything to you.

Well we both want domination but we both can't get it. So we must fight for the power!

*eats the bomb*

Umm comrade?

...That means that if we destroy eachother,which is the likley answer, Then that leaves room for someone else to take of the planet. (laney, sorry, but your about to explode from the inside out)

(oh, well there you went)

Like the rest of my comrades!

*still alive* sorry what did you ssay?

Thats not how physics work, nothing could survive that.So maybe you should actually make sense?

This is the Internet! Nothing makes sense

true, but still.If we are going to pretend to fight on the internet then atleast the battle should be realistic.

You have humanoid cats incubating for a thousand years.... how realistic

If the battle is realistic then I'm hiding in a corner to not die

there not cats :P i just mean like i want weapons to work how their supposed to. Like if someoen shoots another person, they should die or get wounded. Or if throws a bomb everyone in the area dies. Or if someone aims for someones head they dont always dodge it. (i probably make no sense right now its 11:00 and i didnt get much sleep)

I might as well explain. I made the bomb into pieces with my teeth, but my saliva stopped the flame from touching the gunpowder, thus, stopping the bombs destruction completely I can't make that anymore clearer.

oh ya thats tru..

1 second is still enough time for me to stop the flame, no?

but then it would explode before it reached them?

this crap is confusing im on the internet argueing with other about how bombs work so i can see if cats or chips will win in a fight what has my life become

i could argue by saying i ate it before it hit the ground, because a bump from the ground usually activates a bomb, but eh, i don't really feel like arguing rn

i kinda feel like.. eating something like.. idk..

a knife

*the sound of confusion it's self*

naw thats sounds cool but nothing could eat a knife without the risk of cutting their throat. i want something.. metalic... i geuss a knife would make sence but i want it to be something i wont have to try and bite or swallow whole

*the sound of a genderless pale child*

the sound of confusion itself i just me im a bvery stubborn and confused person

How about you eat some tin foil I've done that before

that could cu me too *the thought of a paper cut in your mouth*

Blood tastes a bit metallic. Once you give yourself a paper cut, just lick your finger if you want something metallic.

lip blood is the best blood

Yea I tasted it once when I cut my lip accidentally

when i was in preschool Connor brought a lightsaber toy to school and he busted my lip :p

Owie wowie

oi mate check ur gmail

Okey

One of my friends used to chew her lip just so she could drink her own blood. She's stopped now (presumably).

That's interesting

woah that's strange

She gets stranger Oh the stories I have of her.

Cloud and I are now fighting for shiny.

-Mads. My mom took my phone and idk Coco's password so Ima hak her till she gets up.

Join our cause, uni @v@

Im gonna stay on the neutral side, thank you very much

Devin - http://flipanim.com/anim=EKuJ6fN5

yes yes i know

I WILLLLL