(Long time no see lol XD) So... How's it been? Anything interesting happen?

You're bored, huh. -w-" sorry to hear that Demon!me: *appears outta mother****ing nowhere* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *tackles genderbent you*

Demon!me: WHERE IN THE MOTHERF*CKING B*TCH WORLD HAVE YOU BEEN, MAN!? JESUS F*CK 3': (Oh boy. Imma make it depressing a bit. TIMESKIP)

*ring ring.... ring ring....*

*ring ring..* *you have: one phone call, from: susie* *"hello? Hello..? U-uh.. Genderbent bianca? you there? It's me, susie."*

(Congrats for beating the psycho we all know and love or hate XD) *"I-i got some bad news.. We've already told everyone else about this.. I think."*

*"well.... P-pinkie is-..... Sh-she was-.."*

*"sadly, yes.. Science pinkie just did an autopsy on her to help us out and find out what killed her.. 10 stab wounds and blunt force trauma to the head.. I feel real bad for her..."*

*"well.. I hope we can all recover from this.. I've been trying to cheer up lancer and ralsei.. Kris is helping out, too.. I don't know if we told everyone we needed to, so... if we forgot some people, once they learn what happened... I hope they don't freak out too much.."* *Susie hangs up* *there's a few people that they forgot to tell. They forgot to tell max, cupnoir, and alastor*

(THE KILLER WHALE NOISE MADE ME LAUGH HYSTERICALLY, I'M SORRY. XDDDDDDD)

(YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE BUT IN A GOOD WAY X'D) *timeskip to when max and cupnoir find out* (yes, they both find out. also, how much camp camp have you watched lately? owo XD) Me: *laying on a bed of flowers, dead* *has bandages around the places where I was stabbed and a part of my head* *some parts of the bandages are a bit dirty, both with dirt and blood*

(Oh god. How many or which episodes? owo) *max feels like he can't go on anymore, but tries not to cry. Cupnoir can't stop crying..* *timeskip to night* (and alastor had found out after angel dust told him. he tried not to think about it too much, tho. /w\") *no one is there anymore except me* *the sound of a soul beating like a heart echoes throughout my lifeless body, then the sound fades..* Me: .....*opens my eyes* l-.......loooooveeee.. (*rotten rotten zombie plays* XD)

(Lol XD just look up "rotten rotten zombie" and listen to the song. It's Japanese, but there is an English cover that makes it even better. :3) Me: *tries to get up and trembles* *is kinda able to stand but still trembles a bit* uuuuuuughh.. *walks off but trudging like a zombie, looking for cupnoir*

(Oh oki. And I like how ur using the bird as a recurring joke XD) Me: *walks up to the tree cupnoir is at* c-...cup....noir... *tries to reach him but is too weak*

(XD WAIT, I remember that one of the peeps on gamegrumps said that every time them or their friends didn't know how to respond to something when texting, they would put an image they called "wolfjob" XD) Me: !!!!..... *tries to wake up cupnoir* cup....noir....

(I think I might use the bird too XD) Bird: ca-caw Me: *gently grabs cupnoir's hand*

Me: *kisses cupnoir on the cheek* l-loveee... ^^

Bird: caw :v (god I love the ":v" face XD)

Me: *nods* ^^ Bird: ca-caw :v

Me: *points to a part of my chest* l-...listen... (basically my heart isn't beating and i'm trying to get him to realize that i b an undead zombie XD)

Me: *nods* i-i am..

Bird: caw :v *timeskip* Me: *resting on a bed in a glass box/quarantined room at science!me's lab* (i'm in a quarantined room so just in case someone would try to shoot me XD) Science!me: *calls david* (at camp camp: *ring ring.. ring ring..*)

Science!me: hey david, it's science pinkie. i need you and max to come over to my lab as soon as you can. there's something i want to show you two. this is about when "the incident" happened. (david knows what she's talking about) Me: *was asleep when i was resting and still is, but starting to wake up*

*timeskip to when they get to science!me's lab* Science!me: *was waiting outside the building for them* *in mind: finally, they're here. i hope they don't freak out too much when they find out what's going on*

Bird: caw :V

Science!me: *sighs* *walks up to them* max. please. this is important.

Science!me: well, you'll see. try not to freak out once you find out what i'm showing you. *timeskip to when science!me takes them to where i am (cause i'm too lazy to do a transition)* Science!me: here it is. Me: *awake* *sees max* m-....max..

Science!me: i don't know how this happened, but.. she came back to life. her heart isn't beating, so she's.... undead. Me: *walks to where max is but is still separated him because the glass box*

science!me: she's just in a quarantined area so nobody can shoot her since.. y'know. but she can't infect anyone and doesn't really crave flesh for some reason.. i've been studying her conditon for a while.. Me: *puts my hand on they glass box where max's hand is* m.....ax...

Science!me: *she seems to be getting lost in her chatter* *suddenly, a little tem appears. they have a cold. (hOI)* *science!me is probably taking care of the tem* Tem: *walks up to david* h-hoi.. *sniffle* is hooman okey..?

Tem: hooman scared of somthin..? *sniffle* dat okey.. tem get scared somtim, too.. *tiny cute sneeze* Me: *i stopped touching the glass and walked back to my bed, looking sad and lonely for some reason*

Bird: caw :v *timeskip* Science!me: *goes to check on me but i'm not there anymore* !!!!! *realized i escaped somehow* oh no.. this is bad.. *where i went* Me: *in a forest, looking for something* m-.....must find..... ch-....char....

(try to guess who i'm lookin for. owo) Me: *trips and falls to the ground* !!! *coughs blood* />-<\

(nope. hint: princess of hell) Me: *tries to get back up but trembles and is too weak*

(yup. XDDD) Me: *sees charlie nearby* ! ch-......ch-char-.... *tries reaching for her cause she's a bit far from me* char....lie......

Me: *gives up* *my injuries bleed through the bandages a bit* *starts to cry and charlie hears me*

Me: n-...no... *coughs a bit of blood*

Bird: caw :v

Me: /o-o\" ch-........Charlie...? *bleeds a bit too much* ch-char-.... *passes out from blood loss* *timeskip* Me: *wakes up on a couch and Charlie had woken up a few minutes ago* ngh.... Huh...? *notices that my bandages had been replaced* ?

(Yey I'm bacc home now xD)

Vaggie: *trying to calm down charlie* I-it's okay charlie.. /• - •\" Me: *tries to get off the couch and go to Charlie and try to help vaggie calm her down but falls off into the floor* ow.. *angel dust walks up to me and helps me up, since he was nearby and he noticed*

Me: o-okay.. th-thanks, angel dust.. Vaggie: c'mon, everything's going to be fine! /• u •\"

Vaggie: ...*sighs* Oh boy. /-w-\" *in mind: she'll probably be calm when she wakes up. I hope.* Bird: ca-caw :v (I swear, if you made angel dust say "kiddo" I would've blasted megalovania earrape all night XD)

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-) Me: b-bye..

(XD also, sorry I was gone for literally almost 2 days, the Wi-Fi went out and now we have to use hotspot. XD) *timeskip* Me: *sitting at a cliff, froze up* *I seem to be mumbling something*

Me: *I'm mumbling "I am here. Please help me. Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening. Help me. Help me. Help me. Now.. Now.. there is something behind you." Over and over again* Bird: caw :v

Me: *tears start to fall down my face* *I can't snap out of it*

Me: *doesn't notice and is still repeating what I was saying*

Me: *suddenly snaps out of it and stops* *starts to cry*

Me: i-i remember... I r-remember when i.... W-was killed.... (Forgot I was turned to a zombie? XD)

(XD) Me: i-i was walking alone, a-and I had a red rose cupnoir gave me.. Yandere quest cup appeared out of behind a tree with a knife and tackled me. I dropped the rose.. I immediately knew th-that yandere quest cup had found out I was in love with cupnoir.. Yandere quest cup had told m-me that he was going to "punish me for what i had done" and.... H-he stabbed me.. After ten times, I still wasn't dead. I was in pain, though.. I tried to get away, b-but... He grabbed me and slammed me against a nearby boulder, hitting my head so hard it nearly fractured my skull.. It kind of did, and I was going to pass out from bleeding.. Yandere quest cup let me go, and before he walked away a-and left me to die.. I-mate told me if I survived, he would hurt cupnoir.. Then he stomped on the rose i dropped and walked away... Then I passed out...

Me: th-thanks.. And i don't think yandere quest cup had a crush on h-him.. I remember one time that h-he told me th-that he was killing boys so he can have me.. I think he might want me all to himself... o-o"

Me: n-no, I don't think he's gay..

Me: o-oh.. Oh no... Uh.... Let's not hope.

Me: d-don't worry.. I doubt he'll try..

*a voice says "he won't. I won't let him."* *it was demon!me* Demon!me: *nearby* *flies over to the Bush where genderbent you is hiding* come out.. It's okay. Me: ...?

Demon!me: *picks up genderbent you from out of the bushes and hugs him while holding him* I'll protect you if he ever tries. I promise.

(Ohsht it's 12:23 XD)

(*12:24)

(XD) Bird: caw :v *timeskip*

(I'm still up and it's 2:02) Demon!me: *asleep on a tree branch*

(XD) Cat: *meow* :<

Me: *appears near genderbent you* sup, hot tamale king. XD

Me: here. Take it, hot tamale king. -w- *gives genderbent you a whole box of hot tamale candies*

Me: lol. xD