what character are u going to be?

tom!

or actually matt

I'm sorry

howaboutwegoandpesterToastorSallytobeaTord

mk *nyOoOMS to Toast's page because I don't think Sally's on*

I'm tord

ack ok then Streety will be Tord

erK i'll start uwu

Tom: * s m i r n o f f and sitting on the couch*

Matt:*Sitting on the couch looking in his mirror*

Tord: -. _ -.

Tom: *entirely neccessary loud glugging on his smirnoff*

Matt:* he looks at tom* can u Be QuiEt Your to loud!

Tom: I can but I won't.

Matt:* he looks at edd* Can U TeLl hiM to Be QuiEt

Tom: E X A C T L Y

Tord: shUt uP tOM

Matt:*he slumped a bit * Fiiiinnneee * he kept his mirror close to his face and turned away from tom*

Tom: *smirks and then looks at Tord* I'll only shut up if you do~ :p

Tord: n o

Tom: *shrugs* Ok then. I guess I won't shut up. *finishes his smirnoff and y a w n s *

Matt:* he looked at the others* ..?* his eyes lit up* Tom-Tord..... You guys are flirting!

Matt: >:3

Tord: bhjnb bnjkkjhbv vbhjikjhbvccvhjjhvccvghgvccvgh (I think I broke my keyboard while typing that)

Tord: shut up Matt

(lmao) Tom: Shut up Matt.

Matt: Why? I was told not to lie so-

Tom: Just s h u t u p. *gets up and goes to the kitchen*

Tord: you really think we are flirting?

Matt: Yup!

Tord: -looks at edd- wat you doinggggg

Tord: -grabs matts mirror-

* Matt's

Tord: lemme see those cows

Tom: *comes back in, nomming on some toast and owo-ing at Edd's drawing*

Matt:MY MIRROR!

Tord: -runs arounf with Matt's mirror-

Tord: WHY CANT I SEE THOSE COWS

Tom: OwO *slumps back onto the couch, still nomming on toast*

(are u eating toastfly) Tord: LEMME SEE DEM COWS- -throws matt's mirror-

Matt: MY MIRROR HOW DARE U

Tom: The cows in Edd's drawing wear hoodies ;)

(brb having d i n n e r)

Matt:* he paused * Hoodies?- Cows dont wea- oh..

Tord: nobody cares about your mirrors! and edd, why do those COWS have hoodies?

Tord: colors off the hoodies?

Tord: what are those COWS IN HOODIES doing?

Matt: How about blue and red hoodies?

Tord: Matt, what.. blue and red hoodies...? EDD, ARE YOU LYING

Tord: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tom: One of the cows has black eyes.

( OWO )

Matt: Yes! Thy are Blue and red hoodies!

Tord: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm why.

(RINGO IS OPEN IF YOU WANT HIM, SALLEH)

( nah I just wanna see intense tomtord owu )

Tord: are those COWS actually sitting?

Tom: Edd, don't even pretend. I saw the drawing on my way out of the kitchen. The one in the blue hoodie looks normal and sane whilst the one in the red hoodie looks like a complete idiot~ I'd use worse words to describe the one in the red hoodie, but I'd probably get arrested if I used them in this rp uwu *fourth wall breaks intensify*

Tom: My bad.

Tord: lemme see the picccccc

(mfw i wrote a whole paragraph to indirectly describe Tord)

Tom: IknowI'vealreadydescribeditbutpleasedon'tshowTordthankyou *COUGHS*

( o wow )

( we need some intense tomtord )

Matt:Oh..Then can i show tord?

(y e s w e d o) Tom: ABSOLUTELY NOT MA- I mean.. *nOms on tOAsT*

( @streety2 oh yes please )

Tord: -throws all the cola at edd- NOW LEMME SEE IT

(BURSTSS IN CAN I HAVE RINGO OWU )

( we need some GREAT GREAT tomtord up in here )

Matt:Picks up thy drawing* here-

(OFC YOU CAN TOASTTTTTT) Tom: *crying on the inside*

Tord: edd, why

MAtt: :3

( thank u mama ) Ringo: :he walked in and jumped on the couch, sitting next to tom, headbutting him :

Tom: ;o; RINGO *forgets about the drawing and pets Ringo :o*

( when will we get to the INTENSE tomtord shit )

Ringo: " Meow " :she sat on Tom's lap putting her head in his hand, rubbing the head against Tom's hand :

Tord: -shoves drawing in tom's face

(I'M COUNTING ON TORD TO MAKE IT HAPPEN- also wait Ringo's a girl??) Tom: ;O; *patting*

Matt: hey tom?...Where does tord sleep? (ima try to start this tomtord shet)

Tom: *SCREMS* WHAT THE FU- oh I've already seen that drawing -_- Just Edd being an idiot.

( yeh ringos female ) Ringo: : she pawed at his face : " pURR- "

Tom: How would I know. He probably lives in the sewers or something.

( NO TOM WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN )

Matt:?

(THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT SHE WAS A BOY)

( RIP IT HAPPENS IN OTHER FANDOMS- LIKE IN STEVEN UNIVERSE- UH PEOPLE THOUGHT RUBY WAS A BOY SHE WAS FEMALE ALL ALONG )

(LOL) Tom: *stretches, still patting Ringo with one hand*

Ringo: :insert rlly loud purring here: : she curled up on his lap :

MAtt: Ima go to my room ( gtg bai)

Tom: *yawns again, stroking Ringo, before eventually falling into a nap*

(baiiii!)

Tord: -looks at tomtord fanart- 0_0 what is dat? n o.

OWO MATT? MATT IS OPEN I SEE? ) Ringo: " ME O W " :she wanted to be petted once again:

( bai )

(mmm) Tom: *still sleeping, but slowly stroking Ringo in his sleep*

Tord: tom, look at this tomtord pic

Tom: *looks up, awake* huh? *blinks and yawns before looking at the pic* What the heck is that-

Ringo: :she got fed up and left his lap : :lITTLE DID TOM KNOW- there was fur all over him : : she moved onto totrd, pawing tords leg, wanting attention :

Tord: -pets ringo

Tom: nnnnnyeh *shakes the fur off him and then puts his hands in his pockets*

Ringo: " mEOW " :she was now pawing at the picture, demanding a look:

Tord: ringo, stop it

Ringo: " M E O W " : she was now on 2 feet trying to get the picture :

Tom: *falls back to sleep* -w-

(smh)

Tord: -grabs the pic-

Ringo: : she was annoyed now. she jumped up and yoinked the picture out of tords hands and ran away :

Tom: *s n o r e s q u i e t l y*

Tord:...

Tord: -lays on tom-

Tom: *SCREAMS* GET OFF ME YOU WEIRDO

Ringo: OwO :she walked back and looked at tord with a look of " oH YOUR GOING 2ND BASE, AREN'T YOU? " :

Tord: I will not get off of u and go away ringo

Ringo: : She sat down staring at him. She marked where she sat, and wouldn't move :

Tom: *pushes Tord* Get lost.

Tord: EEEK

( there must be some great tomtord soon )

(indeed) Tom: T.T *snuggles back into his hoodie and goes to sleep*

Ringo: :she cleaned herself: " meow. " :she was hungry :

Tord: -gets some food for ringo-

Tom: sn o re

Ringo: " MEOW " :she was following tord :

Tord: -places food in edds room-

Ringo: :she ran in and ate the food loudly: " mEW "

Tord: -takes off hoodie- -lays on tom-

Tom: I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY *PUSHES*

Ringo: :she finished her food and laid on tom : " m i n e "

Tord: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tord: LOVE ME.

Tom: Actually Ringo, I don't mind you being here :3 *pets*

Tom: GO AWAY

Ringo: " yAY " :purrs:

( I swear if next time tom will fell asleep and tord wont snuggle to him I will commit not alive )

// fall

(owu)

Tord: -cri- -prints out a pic of tom- -humps it- (HELP)

( wHAT THE ACTUAL FU- CHILD YO GROUNDED )

( "TAKES PIC OF TOM HUMPS IT" WTF LMAO )

( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO )

(the heck- (nononono that's taking it way too far-

Ringo: : Confused she snuggled into toms hoodie : " mINE "

( tf ringo dont steal tim from todd ;(( )

(tbh (who cares about tomtord, ringo x tom is otp) Tom: *cuddles Ringo* >w<

Tord: -cough- -throws pic away- TOM I NEED YOUR HELP WIT SOMETHING

Tom: What do you want now T.T

agreed with mama ) Ringo: " t o m " :snugg l e :

Tord: I need your help to break all Matt's mirrors

(the hecc ringo can talk?)

( o now she can )

( who tf is matt tho )

Tom: *wakes up immediately* YEPYEP I'D DEFINITELY HELP YOU WITH THAT *NYOOMS AWAY TO GET HARPOON GUN*

(matt's not here now, he had to go-)

Tord: YES

Ringo: :( :ringo was sad: :ringo was alone: " COME BACK TO RINGO :''( "

( oOHh RIP )

(sally can be matt uwo) Tom: Ringo find as many mirrors as you can and e a t t h e m

Tord: -breaks one mirror another one- HEHEHEHE (now I want someone to be Matt

(mistheart must be matt)

Ringo: :she walked into matts room and ripped up matt on matt action, thinking: " nO1 WANTS TO SEE THIS CRAP "

( cRYING i would be Matt >;( )

can i be matt

Icecream you can be matt then uwu

Ringo: :runs up to matt and meows at him: " MATTTTT "

(you're already ringo smh) Tom: *harpooning all mirrors in sight*

yay

Tord: -breaks more mirrors-

Ringo: : jumps on tom : " UWU "

Tom: *hold Ringo with one hand, and harpoons with the other*

matt:"tom the poor mirror let it live"

Ringo: : crawls onto his head :

Tom: n o m e r c y *lets Ringo be his hat and continues destroying mirrors*

matt:*laughs at ringo on toms head*

Tord: YOU DONT NEED MIRRORS MATT -breaks more-

matt:*thinks...* "it looks fun"

matt:*throws toy collettion at the mirrors*

wtf matt would never do that ) Ringo: -.- " WHY WON'T YOU STOP??! " -^-

Tord: breaks even more-

matt:"oof just tring to be cool" *scrambles to pick them up*

(that's what i thought OOF) Tom: Have we destroyed them all yet?

matt:* smashes mirror*

Ringo: " canyoulikstop " ( ok im so confused matt wouldn't smash his mirrors either )

Tord: I think so

matt: "no look" points to 1 mirror in the corner*

Tom: GREAT! *flops back onto the couch and sleeps* -w-

Ringo: :sleeps on toms back so he cant move:

matt:"i gave up on dat ringo i want to be like tom now" rlly irl i cant think of anything

Tord: -falls asleep on the floor-

Tom: *lets Ringo be Ringo uwu*

also cuz the mirror is an oppisite world

matt: *tries to sleep just to look cool*

Tord: -snores LOUDLY-

Tom: *snores quietly*

matt:*covers ears with hands*

Tord: -sleep walks over to tom-

Tord: -cuddles him-

Ringo: : goes into toms hoodie (nohomo) :

Tom: *flinches at Tord and Ringo, but doesn't do anything this time*

matt:"hehe *takes a picture*

Tord: -still cuddling him-

Ringo: :hisses at tord: " MINE "

Tom: *cuddling Ringo and sleeping quietly* (this is like a cuddling chain lol)

Tord: -still sleeping-

( DJFSDNJG STREETY YES TOASTFLY NO )

Ringo: :swats at tords face: " hISS OFF "

( lol )

matt:*thinks why not* jumps on tord ringo and tom*

( tom plz do something to make ringo hate u thank )

Tom: *now awake due to Matt and sCREECheS*

Ringo: " MROW- " :he was being squished by Matt :

Tom: *nearly throws Ringo across the room in the process* (i'm sorry Ringo bb)

Tord: -still sleeping- -still cuddling him-

matt:*hides*

(smh Toast, calling Ringo a 'he' right after informing and bamboozling me with the fact that Ringo's a girl (scree)

( i jUST CHOKED ON MY TOE- ) Ringo: "ScREEE-" :the hairs on his back stood up:

(how does one choke on their toe) Tom: RINGO PLOX LOVE ME AGAIN

( WHY YOU CHOKE ON YOUR TOE )

matt:"oh no"

Ringo: :he was sad cst: " beTRAYAL "

( "CHOKED ON MY TOE" IM TEARING UP OMG )

Tord: -still sleeping-

matt:"how ringo how u do dat"

Tom: NoOoO Ringo please!! You're the only one I love ;~; (top ten anime break-ups)

matt:*really wants to wake up tord but doesnt*

( "you're the only one i love" " Y O U ' R E T H E O N L Y O N E I L O V E " sallythesweetheart.png is unsatisfied )

Ringo: :she looked away and sat down:

mistheart top ten animae break ups wow

Tord: -still sleeping- -dreaming about tom-

matt:*feels bad for tom*

(there will be time for Tomtord, Salleh. Be patient uwo) Tom: *gets up and goes to the kitchen*

matt:*reeeeeealy wants to wake up tord*

Ringo: : wanting food but doesn't wanna disturb his eX :

Tom: *makes coffee* u,w,u

( " E X " tf lmao )

Tord: -still dreaming about tom- -moves in his sleep-

('her ex' (i'm ded)

matt:*taps tord's hair*

Ringo: :Walks into kitchen and jumps on counter poking at smirnoff thinking it was water: ( waiting for drunk ringo )

matt:*scared tord might wake up runs to tom and clings to his leg*

Tom: *slams down coffee* RINGO NO *takes smirnoff away* Mine. Now go away </3

Tom: *SCREECHES AT MATT*

Ringo: :he wanted water: " >:( <3 "

SHE *

Tord: -wakes up-

matt:*snuggles toy collection*

Tom: *gives Ringo water* </3

Ringo: :headbutts him in the stomach. his way of saying- " lOVE ME " :

Tom: *gAspSSS* RINGO YAY *hUGGleS*

( sallythesweetheart.png is unsatisfied )

matt:*thinks wow tom is happy and it is not something bad*

Tord: -shake- tom no like me

Ringo: :crawls into his large pocket:

Tom: ? *looks at Tord*

matt:*walks away from the toys*

Tord: -cri- -shake-

Tom: ? Tord? What's wrong? *pokes him*

matt:*sits on the couch*

Ringo: :snuggles tom:

Tord: -not responding- -shake-

Tom: *strokes Ringo*

Tom: :o Errrr... *pats Tord's head* ... There, there. (owo)

( sallythesweetheart.png is a bit satisfied,,, and asks for more tomtord )

matt:*looks at tord*

(sobs)

Tord: -hugs tom-

Tom: ?!

matt:"oh"

Tord: -hugs him tight-

Tom: ...

Ringo: :attacks tord: " yOUR FRIKIN SQUISHING ME "

matt:"oh"*looks down*

Tord: -cri-

( unsatisfaction , jehova has left the server )

Tom: ACK NO DON'T CRI

(B-BUT WE DID WHAT YOU WANTED (INTENSE CRYING)

brb dinner

Tord: -grabs tom- -hugs-

Tom: *sighs and then hugs back* Haven't we done this already?

Ringo: :ringo is unsatisfied :

Tord: -still hugs- tom, do you like me

Ringo: :crawls on tords head:

Tom: Errr I guess?

Tord: :)

Ringo: >:< :ringo is sad: :ringo left tom sASSILY :

Tom: uwu

Ringo: :ringo don like tom anymore: </3

Tord: -hugs tom again-

Tom: No ring bb I still love you Tord why are you hugging me so much

Ringo: " NO ;( "

Tord: just don't ask.

Tom: *CRIES* RINGO DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN

TOM X RINGO IS CANNON I SAY SO

YES

Y ES

( sallythesweetheart is unsatisfied and disappointed, sallythesweetheart left the server once again )

( we need tomtord uncle sally )

(intense sobbing)

Ringo: :leaves again because tom probably doesn't love him :

Tom: *heartbroken and confused anime noises*

Tord: -pats tom-

Tom; ;c

Tord: pat even more-

Tom: *feels a little bit better*

( sallythesweetheart is satisfied, nice )

Tord: -kiss-

( S A T I S F A C T I O N )

( : POINTS GUN TO HEAD : cyall in hell )

Tom: *SCREAMS*

(reading through this whole rp fills me with faith)

( EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE )

( :kills self: )

Tord: -runs to room-

(Nuh don't die Toast ;c)

Tom: .... *starts crying for no reason*

( OwO??? )

Tord: -hugs tom

Ringo: :runs to tom and sits on his lap, wondering whats wrong :

Tord: -cri- tom like ringo more then me

(KATTY YES) Tom: *cries even more, hugging both Ringo and Tord*

Ringo: :scooching away from tord: " mow "

( then tom fell into big depresso "t-tord,,, i always lovd ui,,," //dies this is my favourite anime )

( my fave anime to )

(omg yes Sally) Tom: ...

Tord: -sits on toms lap-

Tom: G E T O F F

Tord: :(

tOM: Bad.

Tord: bad? :(

Tom: *sighs and then curls up*

Tord: -lays down-

Ringo: :sits on tom:

Tom: *falls asleep, curled up next to Ringo*

Tord: -cuddles tom-

Tom: ... *still sleeping*

( GYH YES )

Tord: -cuddles more-

Tom: *still asleep&

Tord: -falls ssleep

* asleep

( im gonna kill myself brb )

(friccity fraccity i gtg now baiiii <3)

( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOASTFLY )

y e s

ALSO CRIES WITH TOASTFLY

im reading this whole thing rn and im lmao rn

i was one of those before