K so I’m very ****ing tired. Like sleep deprived fir 2 days tired. So keep that in mind for this whole thing, so I was kayaking in scouts, and guess the **** what? I fell over. Out of the kayak. Well not out of it, it literally tipped over and I nearly drowned. And when the guy in charge finally noticed, he did jack shit to help... he said “alright m8 just like float idk lol, on and even tho you’re obviously not able to cuz you’re a fat ****, lift yourself from these big ass currents up onto the kayak again” then he shoved his paddle in my dick. He actually did that. Then when I was getting changed I left my shoes back at the beach. So little pumpkin boy had to walk back down to the beach barefoot. Now I’m freezing and tbh everything hurts. I’m gonna put another blanket in me, cuz I’m in bed rn

It’s ok lol