Ok so a man walks into a bar, and he says to the person next to him "if i can impress you, you gotta buy me a drink" the person agrees so the man pulls out a ten inch pianist from his pocket and it plays a few songs, so the man gets his drink. he says next, "i have a wizard in my other pocket. if you buy me another drink i'll let you make a wish" he quickly gets his drink and the person yells, "I wish for a million bucks!" suddenly, a million ducks walk into the bar. the person shouts "What?! I wanted bucks, not ducks!" Then the man replies, "you think I wanted a ten inch pianist?"