I will -w-

this boi

And I will use Bas and Tev seperatlly for once -w-

who starts off first? not it

i siad not it-

I guess I have to...

*congo just smashing his head on the wall like every other day*

Tev: Hey, its not my fault im a 9 foot demon with no control over my emotions. It's just a normal part of life, and that last dude deserved to die! Bas: *stands on tippy toes to try to become eye level with Tev, but fails miserably* are you sure he did? Tev: He threw his shoe at me, just because I was tall...

Tev: that's abuse, abuse I'm tellin ya

Congo: *SCREECHES*

tev: I feel ya shortie...

Tev: WILL YOU STOP SCREECHING, CONGO?!

Congo: AHEM, A: DONT CALL ME SHORTIE B: I WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF

Tev: I didnt call you shortie, I called Vin a shortie

Congo: OH YOU WANNA GO? *he held his fists up*

Tev: *walks over to Congo, easily toworing over him* you sure you wanna fight a 9 foot demon?

Congo: NOT TALKING TO YOU, IM TALKING TO HER

Tev: jeez, I didnt know *backs off* I just cant control my emotions

Congo: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tev: oh great, now we've got both a screeching person and a bleeding demon how much WORSE can it get? Bas: Tev, I dont think you should've said that...

Congo: *runs into the wall*

Tev: *facepalms* and now it got worse... *sits on couch* Bas: you okay Tev?

Congo: (☍﹏⁰)

Congo: im going inside

Tev: *walks to random mini fridge, then grabs out a bottle of whiskey* uuugh... why is life so stressful? *sits back on couch, drinking the whiskey* Bas: that isn't good for your health Tev...

Congo: *runs and jumps on couch* i want attention

Congo: *insert crying*

Tev: HEY! WHAT THE **** WAS THAT FOR?! Bas: *slaps him* I said no cussing if I let you ahev your body back Tev: fine then -~-

Congo: *punching the fridge to relive anger*

Tev: stupidbasalwaysruiningmyfun... Bas: what was that? I couldn't hear you Tev: nothing...

Congo: HE SIAD-

Tev: shut up Congo, before I brek your skull in half... Bas: What did I say about killing peop- Tev: YOU SHUT UP TOO!

Congo: I WILL BE THE END OF YOU TEV

Tev:*stops fight, then looks around* I cant find the shortie, and I dont know where she is

Congo: *Tackles Tev and starts to strangle him*

Tev: *doesn't struggle, then Congo notices that they cant strangle him* I'm a demon, im already dead...

Congo: **** you >:(

Tev: **** you too ->- Bas: godwhy

Congo: snack? is for me? blood?

Bas: *le gaspo* w-what happened? Tev: does it really matter? Shortie is a demon, he cant die

Congo: *grabs the knife and licks off the blood* ew, i prefer B+ blood

Congo: I want hugz :<

Tev: I almost forgot only a demon can kill itslef... *facepalms* Bas: HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT?! YOU COULD HAVE ATLEAST LET US KNOW!

Congo: yey :3

Congo: but its cold..

Tev: Its just a little cold, deal with it Bas: D:< How could you say that? its like 47 degrees out there!

Tev: wait am minute, I think shortie is out there

Congo: *yeets self on snow outside* weeeeeee

Tev: jesus christ... Shortie, why are you out here?

Congo: *eats the snow*

Tev: stop eating the snow, you dont know what has peed in that...

Congo: ITS NOT YELLOW IS IT?! PLUS YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

Tev: every demon's past effects what kind of demon they are...

Congo: *curls up next to vin*

(brb i gotta do something)

(ight)

(we even gonna finish this??)