Imagine them getting on the mainland,, Edward finding a newspaper column about a few pirates being captured,, and then underneath that a column that reads “The Pirate Lovers strike a Spanish Cargo ship once again; British and Spanish lords discussing the matters” And he reads it further because he’s like “woah- pirate lovers? No way- which of these dudes likes men-“ And no It’s about “the daunting and fearless Captain LaRue and the murderous Captain Edward Wolf So He’s excited and like “here! Look at this-“