WHY THE **** DO PEOPLE JOK ABOUT THAT THAT WAS TERRIFYING I felt pins and needles all over my body and I swear I saw my stepdad on the ground and he was like psst psst and I was trying to move and I was trying to talk and I couldn't and then when I sat up I swear I saw an orange thing fly over the wall

Idk why the firts thing I did was go on flipanimb sof that was the worst experience of my life

He was standing on my dog

I'm actually scared I swear on God that orange thing was real

Wait there's no ****ing way trump won there was a gnome with a beard crouching by my bed and now frump won brin IM GOING TO KILL MHSEL

I wish I was a squirroel

Are sleep paralysis demons supposed to talk to you because I swear he was telling me to get up and get ready for school