-takes blues spot- White: uwu

What. The. **** *Saves Blue and starts saying* DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD *Hitting White/Henry and kicking him*

ow

-but i have invincibility uwu-

*Pushes Henry and throws him in a closet with Ellie again* GO HAVE SEX WITH HER INSTEAD

nonono

Dolphin: Well I do too, Mother****er

she mean

she almost kill me didnt u see the story

*Puts tape on Henry's and Ellie's mouth* Now you can't kiss or talk, but you can sex

Dolphin: But I mean, you betrayed her, idiot

-stab myself- -respawns- -runs while i have the chance-

*Shoves Blue in there*

owo

Alright F i n e.

*Teloports Henry and teloports Ellie back to Tophat- OH WAIT IT WAS DESTROYED* Well, Ellie. You are now a hobo

-uwu- -i like her a hobo-

Ellie: I just realized.. Y'all were naked in the games. SO YOU'RE NAKED RIGHT NOW WTF

-its not their fault-

-they stickmin-

yes it does

its called logic

Yes but they still need clothing. I'll give you some *Give Henry Black clothing and Ellie Orange clothing*

People draw them humans.

i dont

also it noice thx

(LENNY FACE 1,000x)

White: looks in the vent

*Dolphin quitely took a picture and posted it too Youtube*

-goes in vent-

*3 million viewers*

lol

owo that a lot in a sec

*Yeets it back to Youtube*

Dolphin: People like seeing sex, OKAY?

lol

nani

*Yeets it back to Youtube and kills every worker there*

Then remove all kids videos here and send them to Youtube Kids

Saria: nani is goin on

Now I am the owner *Yeets video back to Youtube and becomes most popular*

Saria: its a war

NOW INSTAGRAM.

-why is there a war-

Thanks for the idea Saria!

i now afk

*Spamming the post on all platforms, goes viral*

IT'S THEIR BABYYY

God dammit

REDDD THIS CALLS FOR ANOTHER COLD BATH BECAUSE YOU SCARED YOUR CHILD

*Drags Red out and puts in a bucket of cold water*

You're a literal murderer of course it'll be scared of you-

i back uwu

D i d y o u n o t r e a l i z e I ' m a f u c k i n g d r a g o n

Ok, try it

I ' m i m m o r t al

It's how dragons were devoloped, because they always have risks. Like poisoning and war

I lived for 5 thousand years-

I just stopped aging when I was 7, which is teen age in Dragon Years

wow -logic, its not confusin at all-

Dinosaurs were our ancestors, mainly flying ones and the apex predetors, like T Rex or Spino

(It was kinda in my OC Bio)

Well.. I could have a list here right now:

I'm immune to: Fire Poison Nukes Asteroids Stabs Electric Drowning (I'm a Sea Dragon) Ice War

Uwu I mean, I hate fire. It hurts, but I can't really die from it

(Contiuning) Impaling Old age Eating to much Panic Bites Blood loss

Blue Screen Of Death?

That's.. Your weakness?

dang it, i found nyan cat

W h a t t h e f u c k

I mean, humans used to kill us all the time. So one of us stole their souls and animals souls, which gave us immunity to alot of things.

Usually dragons die at 15 years old. Soo we adding dead souls into our bodies gave us longer lives and immunity

They don't control us, the souls are forever dead because we put them in another living thing.

I could kill some crewmates and give their souls to you-

How much you want. Limit is 500 :)

*Takes their souls and give them to him*