get rekt

*default dancez*

*Disturbing dream has entered the chat* D.D.: whuh. Me: HEHEHEHEH

D.D.: ....so anyways how's life goin for you pink fella? Me: *slight w h e e z e *

*Disturbing dream b o n k z irl me* D.D.: there, are you satisfied? Me: o w .

*Disturbing Dream flinched, and then slowly hugged back.* D.D.: ...you're short.

D.D.: I'm just saying.

*He lifted them up casually, smiling.* D.D.: hahaaa~ you're really light too!~ (Keep in mind this man is like 8 foot something)

*friendly god noises*

*his wings flapped a little and he put them down. then unhesitantly started giving them head patz*

D.D.: HFVHJGYUFYHJGV!!!! *happy excited giggling afterwards lol-*

D.D.: aaaahhh... I shouldn't be this happy right now. haha.

D.D.: I couldn't find my crush soooo that's why I'm here.

D.D.: yeah.... whyamIsuchaweirdgod-

D.D.: yes i am-

D.D.: ....what happens if I say that I am again? *He blinked. He wanted them to finish their sentence >:(*

D.D.: well then I guess I'm weird still.

*he just shrugs-*

D.D.: are you going to stab me?

D.D.: go ahead, I don't mind. ^^

*Very little blood, and he didn't seem to be bothered or pained by this-*

*pat pat pat*

D.D.: you're like a cat.

D.D.: ...*scoff* and I'm like a big messed up bird hahah. *he'd kinda of snort at his joke*

*More blood and still no reaction. he's not even affected by it.* D.D.: how many times are you going to stab me?

D.D.: but it's true. my wings aren't the greatest but they still function like they should.

*s i g h * D.D.: I'm a god. I cannot die. Only punished.

D.D.: I could fake the pain if you want me to.

D.D.: Okay. *pat pat pat pat*

D.D.: I might go look for my friend soon if you don't mind.

D.D.: okay then. guess I'll just text him to drag his lazy ass over here. *He took out his phone casually*

*tap tap tap tap bloop* D.D.: okay they're going to bike here soon. *He hugged pink casually*

D.D.: I'm gunna call you kitten ^_^

(You can still call them pink ^_^. D.D. just makez wack nicknamez for peopl) D.D.: yaaaaay kitten!!! you can call me Disturb, Dream, D.D. or! if you'd like, Nightmare ^_^

D.D.: alrighty then! D.D. and Kitten! nice duo name.

*Soon enough someone arriving on a bike zooms by!* ???: HHH- *he zoomed to far away-* D.D.: aannnddd there's my friend.

*The friend runz over annnd! it's 333!!!* D.D.: How ya' been hev? 333: pretty good! who's this? *333 looked over at pink*

333: I'm 333, Nightmare's close friend. Nice to meet you! D.D.: That's funny. I thought you'd bring your axe. 333: It was putting me off balance on my bike. sorry.

D.D.: He usually brings his axe everywhere he goes so that's why I asked. *d.d. petz pink casually* 333: yup.

333: ...are you a cat or smthn? D.D.: you're a goop boi, I'm a bird, and kitten is a cat.

333: I'm not goopy you dummy.

333: butI'mliterallynot. D.D.: heav. you are when you're angry. 333: o k .

333: wanna go get some food??? D.D.: I'm not that hungry at the moment. 333: oh ok. waitwhyareyoubleeding.

D.D.: I got stabbed lol. 333: bruh- by who-

*d.d. b L i N k Z* 333: nvm. what do you guys wanna do-

D.D.: we could. sit down maybe. idk my legs are tired.

*D.D. sitz down happily*

*333 just flops casually* D.D.: yaaaaayyyyyy.

333: ^^ D.D.: you guys areeee good friendz.

*D.D. hugz pink casually*

333: *y a w n* D.D.: ^^

Pink, I'm sorry but that's how my system works u-u