I'm really hungry I want to eat a grilled cheese

hit it boys!!!(silently pans over to six crabs wearing little hats)

if you ever go skydiving let me know btw (quickly hides poster of me that says I'm wanted by the FBI for excessive parachute eating)

we are eternal energy living a temporary human experience

to me our importance comes from our existence as a whole, you do not need to make insane changes to the world to matter to the universe, do good in the world and better peoples lives but existing is an accomplishment by itself

guys I should be an electrician I think my electric powers would make me rich and I wouldn't even have to worry about getting shocked since I'm like immune to everything

I have to piss

different hats for each crab personality

they created me to be a crustacean living in prehistory