I have your kids

would you like to have a ride in my van? maybe get some white cream on the way? i also have a special spot for you in my basement. you can also hand out with the other severely bruised children😀

how much did ur pants cost?? cuz at my place they are 100% off 😎

yk what even if i got mad at you for random stuff your a amazing and cool person you are beautiful and handsome just the way you are screw what others say you deserve happiness and i hope you have a good day/gen idk if this is a joke post but yeah-

I ****ed ur mom

what has 4 legs and doesnt have the most beautiful person on it? my bed. want to fix that? --leans on wall and flexes my big big muscles-- /nsrs 🧖

meow,,,😈😈😈😼😼