because im so dumb id probably say "what?" or something like "the sun is a deadly lazer"

smash my food on their face and then refuse to pay for the food >:))

Hmm depends on if it mine or someone else's. If its mine I would probably ruin the cake then leave with some food. If its someone else's I would kiss the bride before the groom can the run off with the rings

lmao uh since i have siblings id say they threw the party or hide and act like i wasnt home