Dude hell yes

I'm so goated and nobody even appreciates me wai why the **** did I used to say that I was gay when I literally had a fat crush on my girl friend why did I refuse to say that I was bi what was up with that why did I used to have internalized hetero phobia whatever the ****

Me coming of age being able to realize that being straight isn't boring and being gay isn't any different what the **** was wrong with me

WHAT IS GKING ON

I love ladies I cannot lie

Thank God I've changed I used to be the kind of person to tell someone their pronouns were boring

Wtf am I talking about why am I on here I should just use the notes app me I'm

NO BRU WHY DOES MY ****IN EAR AND THROAT HURT IF I HAVE AN INFECTION IM KILLING MYSELF I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW I CNT MISS THIS SHIT BRU PLEASE

No and then I'm going to have to stay home Bru and not go to my dad's me and my sister were literally going to play tf2 together I have to see her don't do this to me we're literally Mordecai and Rigby I have to hang out with her NO I HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH MY SISTER I DONT WANT TO GO OVER TO MY STEP GRANDPERENTS HOUSE THEY DONT SEASON THEIR FOOD

I can't go over there I'm going to get mauled by all 8 of my weird cousins

My life is hell I lied I don't think Weezer can make it better anymore

I'm not eating that shit I'm not going over there they smell like chickens and I'm scared I don't want to go to Hillbilly alcoholic golf cart cigarette labor day party