Twist and Skaro
by:
Shattered-Neon 
212
212
06.05.2019
105 comments
Local-fandom-trash
06.05.2019 07:49
Linkheyy you alive :D
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.05.2019 07:49
LinkYep :D
Local-fandom-trash
06.05.2019 07:53
LinkRayna: *looks at skaro* who's this lil' cutie?
Monster!Streak: (He’s 7,1 a c k) “Why do you have a smaller version of yourself?”
Monster!Streak: “... A better question would be who the **** are you”
Monster!Streak: “If I hated yo I would of probably broken one of your bones by now... or snapped you neck”
Twist: And I would have probably walked off after that ‘ordeal’. Or cried like a baby if you snapped my neck.
Skaro: *blinks* Do you have food?
Skaro: *huffs*
Twist: *she has a confused look on her face* You never need to eat? Ever!?
Twist: Same here. But I still need to eat like, sometimes.
Skaro: And so am I, BUT I WANNA EAT NOW *he dangles off Twists head*
Monster!Streak: *He pulls out a corpse of rotten flesh* “I have this”
Skaro: *lolls his tongue* Perfect... *he jumps off Twists head, and walks around it*
Twist: You’re never gonna eat all that? Look how small you friggin are.
Monster!Streak: “That’s about five years old.” *He drops it in the floor*
Skaro: ITS FOOD. *he starts eating it*
Twist: Seriously, you’re not that desperate. *she rolls her eyes* If you were alive, that shit would make you sick.
Skaro: *muffled noises, it sounds like he’s trying to say ‘thanks’*
Twist: That doesn’t half look manky. Yet again that’s probably how my corpse looks.
Twist: I haven’t been dead for ages. Just a couple of years. Wouldn’t be friggin surprised if that was my body. *she kicks it gently*
Twist: Heh. I killed my self. *she pulls the neck of her jumper down, showing a large scar going around the front of her neck* They put me in the friggin bin afterwords.
Twist: Okey
Skaro: Finished *hes rolled on his back, and looks fat*
Monster!Streak: *He teleports a out of date can If Pepsi and frank someof it*
Twist: Oh.. god. Can you move? *she laughs*
Skaro: *wriggles* Nope.
Twist: Well, it’s outa date. That might explain it...
Skaro: More food?
Monster!Streak: “It’s from 1990 so
No shit Sherlock” *He crushes the empty can*
Twist: You sound like the kids from my school. And, no, you greedy pig. No more food!
Twist: *she glances at Monster!Streak* And don’t you think of doing that.
Skaro: But f o o d
Twist: Do you think he needs more food? *she points to a fat looking Skaro*
Skaro: *he nods aggressively*
Streak: “I wasn’t talking about Twist you dim wit.” *He turns to Monster!Streak* “What’s made you come the au mate?”
Monster!Streak: “Boredom.”
Twist: Oh wow, you didn’t call me ‘her’. Come on Skaro. *she picks him up, and walks away*
Streak: “... And she wonders why a mildly dislike her” *He rolls hiseyes* “Any w h o- You gotta gameboy?”
Monster!Streak: “Wellnoshitsherlock”
Twist: *she teleports in front of his face* Well, I wasn’t always like this to you was I?
Streak: “...” *He huffs* “I have my reasons”
Monster!Streak: “The voices in your head telling you your friends hate you or?”
Streak: *He flinches* “...” *He Hisses and Walks off, singing something to himself* “Show me how to lie
You're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that's hard to teach”
Streak: “Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you get back into line
A mob jumps to their feet”
Streak: *He pulls out a knife* “Now dance, ****er, dance
Man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you”
Twist: *teleports away, coming back shortly after, covered in blood with some keys in her hand*
Streak: *He looked at the blade* “And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid”
Streak: “With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes” *He stabs the knife in between his eyes and makes a large cut*
Streak: “When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives” *He pulled the knife out a grins*
Streak: *He wipes the blood onto his fur* “Slowly out of line
And drifting closer in your sights
So play it out I'm wide awake
It's a scene about me”
Twist: No shit. I’m waiting for him to pounce.
Skaro: He could hurt you.
Streak: *He stabs himself in his heart* “There's something in your way
And now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want
Well it's all because of me”
Twist: What are you, Sherlock?
Skaro: He seems more interested in hurting himself. Can we leave? *he looks disturbed*
Streak: *He grins again* “Now dance, ****er, dance
Man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you”
Streak: “And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid,
trust,
deceived!” *He pulled the knife out of his chest and threw it near Skaro, just missing his fur*
Skaro: *his eyes go wide*
Twist: Hey! Hurt me any day, but don’t you dare touch my friggin cat. *she picks Skaro up, and hold him close*
Streak: *He grins more* “With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives”
Twist: *she strokes Skaro*
Skaro: I don’t want him to hurt you.....
Streak: *He teleports the knife to his hand* “Now dance, ****er, dance
He never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you”
Twist: Softie... *she holds him closer*
Skaro: Please, can we go?
Streak: *Cuts across his arm* “With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives”
Streak: “Clever alibis, Lord of the flies
Hit 'em right between the eyes
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away
Nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes
See 'em running for their lives” *He teleports a tophat to his hand and tips it whilst bowing like he was at the end of a performance m*
Twist: *she opens her eyes, and their both black*
Skaro: *nuzzles against her jumper* Please dont do anything like you did last time
Streak: *He teleports a out of date Pepsi can yo his hand and drank some of it* “For once I’ve actually had an audience, that’s something new” *He grins*
Twist: *she turns at him, and her voice is distorted* Y0u 4r3nt 4 b4d s1ng3r
Streak: “I sound like a dying cat that’s being blended up in a blender”
Streak: “I have. It was 3am and we were drunk and trying to summon demons. I can’t decide if that was or wasn’t a good time.”
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