GuP stands for Girls und Panzer if you didn't know.

How the hell did the fandom go from adoring cute girls operating tanks to literal war girls, lesbian Darjeeling, and sadistic Miho?

How the hell did Katyusha get 2 big-boobed tall girls who’re efficient in physical fighting to work under her?

My headcanon is that Miho is a closet sadist. I know, I know. She’s probably the most nicest person besides Kay in the GuP universe, but here me out here. Her favorite show is literally about a bear getting beaten up by other animals.

Why are there so many similar names?? Miho, Maho, Shiho, Mika, Mako, Chiyo, and probably etc.

If you know any doujinshi or fanfic with sadistic Miho, please give me the sauce.

Is Nonna a lolicon?

Is Maho a siscon?

The Nishizumi style is scary. In both tank and sexual ways.

I don’t get how Mika is best girl.

Why do people like Erika so much? Her personality is crap.

“GERMANS!”

I want Miho to treat Maho like crap. But she could never.

Hearing Yukari makes me think of the Touhou Yukari.

This is genius. Why haven’t I thought of this? https://preview.redd.it/pca93fbxaaj61.png?auto=webp&s=ef6b66f61913cd60a0e1ee37050bcb15788ef74b

PEKOE WITH A GUN. PEKOE WITH A GUN. PEKOE WITH A GUN. PEKO- https://preview.redd.it/cvrjchiubvg61.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d3822e3c7d8bd34f41dab5a93419f3989838d842

I love it when 90% of the GuP subreddit attacks this one user for being a lolicon. I hate lolicons.

Mika is literally just reverse Santa. Instead of giving little kids presents, she steals presents from them, regardless of whether or not they’re naughty.

https://preview.redd.it/72hwfttg9iu51.png?auto=webp&s=55ef754b8278f1c8b17caafc8f37a2d351d82e7c

I would comment on the wallpaper, but you CANNOT just ignore the fact she’s using internet explorer. https://external-preview.redd.it/VsNPyVtDsjGWqVd7a-vxSAM1N1ZzI1Bz3MlGKzftz5Q.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f53e7e262729a3eac02dc1a88f953dbf6c495d3f

Theoretically, Darjeeling drinks herself (and literally everyone in the St. Gloriana Academy). Not sexually, I mean literally. They drink tea everyday, They’re bound to have drink their own kind of tea at some point.

Dried sweet potatoes.

Nina has it tough. She’s always on the verge of being purged or sent to Serbia.

Andou and Oshida haven’t killed each other yet and that’s surprising.

Kay is so nice. I felt really bad when Erika took advantage of her kindness, but at least the “Why?!” scene was funny.

The fact that Girls und Panzer - Motto Love Love Sakusen desu! is an official spin-off is hilarious.

Ah ah ahn ahn. https://i.redd.it/lvwhzgr2zul51.jpg

OH MY GOD, ANCHOVY HAS BONES IN HER HAIR. https://external-preview.redd.it/YvKyPZOqzHLoEjUcWh-pnBUdSwnwWGyxP_qLb9y3aiY.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b0d99b07f58ac74f7681067b39584d3437be9a5e

https://youtu.be/C1vxjtuf2FU

Earl Grey is too op.

I like how GuP just shows them in classrooms for an episode or two and that’s it. There’s literally no other scenes of classrooms. Miho doesn’t sit next to the window too. They broke the average MC rule.

Maho is such a great older sister.

This song is very catchy and now it’s stuck in my head. https://youtu.be/3lRp2uvaaiE

I want to touch and fondle Anchovy’s pigtails.

March 18, 2021 on Thursday at 12:20 I discovered that Boko is in a committed relationship with its girlfriend.

Fukuda and Nina are so precious.

Treasure. https://i.redd.it/shqn8tufetn61.png

Shark Team is hilarious.

Imagine having no other alternatives to kokatsus, so you have to use someone’s hair. https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__cutlass_flint_murakami_ogin_and_rum_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_kogane_staygold__14f8acbb0fdf3028b992e6b40ae53e2e.png

I was also wondering what else that wheel could do. Interesting. https://cdn.donmai.us/original/ae/9f/__katyusha_nonna_and_mikko_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_kogane_staygold__ae9ff09cd48083c7d6f4d5b06c8c1ab9.jpg

Nonna is strong as hell. Even her boobs are strong. https://cdn.donmai.us/original/72/e8/__katyusha_nonna_kadotani_anzu_koyama_yuzu_isobe_noriko_and_1_more_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_kogane_staygold__72e82bc8d5acef2645b410de7ee3611d.png

I’ve done my (half-assed) research and have discovered that there are usually 4 main girls who’re shipped with everyone. Starting from largest harem to smallest: Darjeeling, Miho, Maho, Erika.

I fell in love with Cutlass (not the gay kind of love) as soon as she appeared on screen. She has a maid-like appearance and serves as the barista for Team Shark and anyone else who slid down that pole. Her personality reminds me of Mako who is also a character I like. She has one of the best designs (in my opinion) in the GuP universe and I feel like she’s underrated.

Rosehip is a great dog.

What if you took one look away at Anzu, look back, and then see two Anzus?

Darjeeling is a lesbian. Erika is too.

French tank girls sing about their love for onions and how they keep the Austrians away from their onions.

Au pas camarades, au pas camarades Au pas, au pas, au pas

I wanna eraser this from my memory. https://preview.redd.it/e7qd4bw08qg61.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=75bcd4545c7b291bc37684836e0b0356e359f7d3

Panzer vor Pants are for Pan sauce vore