everyday is a fight trying not to stare at the clock that moves slower everytime I look at it

ordered lunch in advance it'd be really funny if my lunch got held back half an hour again

today is pmo brown flag to start the day brown for shit

this ***** is taking too long I just want to pay for my white people sushi

jts warm and doesn't even taste good I'm going to end it all

the way it didn't smell good until I let it sit in the fridge for 2 hours

also I'm petty sure the stupid asshole forgot to charge me for the drink that's what she gets for having surcharge hope she gets arrested when it gets banned

today some dumb hoe asked to have for her ticket to last for 4 draws so I wa like ok like this right and explained it to her and she was like yes then when i printed it and showed her she was like no you got it wrong and told me to get my boss then she got his attention then he explained the exact same thing and she was like yep that's right why did she do that bro

the 5g towers wondering why theres so much flipanim activity across town

sent an email today professional and stuff

5 hours left on the shift also today is pay day dab dab dab

it won't feel as good getting it directly put into my bank account as it did when he had to pay me in cash and I got a plastic bag with 900 dollar

waving the bag in everyone's face is the only reason to get paid at all

love telling customers there's no toilet here then taking a cool secret piss in the staff bathroom that says disabled toilet

it's the little things in life see

also now that I'm the only one with a job no one can get on my ass about chores I still do but it's therapeutic when they're not up my ass about dishes and I do it at my own free will so it's ok

things that I want to do: rent a tuxedo I wanted to show up to my interview in a full tuxedo but I didn't have one at hand

need to show up on my break day for no reason and start emailing my boss to print out pictures of family guy just to be annoying

his rage at customers is so funny actually

I just watched a lady back out of parking lot and hot a sign

watched her the whole time and she made eye contact wiht me and just drove away

2 more hour must go home and drink musy pretend to be sick to get out of work early

I haven't visited my bakery buddy that always had my ficelle ready in a hot minute and it's solely cuz the energy drinks they sell therendkntyave enough caffeine

but the dairy girl that came out of nowhere is my buddy too idk if she's even local

I would love to be able to drink coffee maybe I should just start drinking it and forcing my guts to cope

I can hold in diarrhoea for 9 hours I know that much

2 more hours on he shift..... I can... do it ... then I can go home.... and have a drink.... or three.....

amothet day another awesome shift done only 2 days left until the weekend

so sick of my ***** freaking mom giving my shit to my brother shes given him my favourite t shits and my tablet she doesn't even know the passcode to

the other day my boss was telling me about how their summer helpers always ask for the new years and new years off cuz they'll be a bit "sick" that day she doesn't even know too responsible

I love to give customers hands a little tickle when handing over their change or giving them a bag I think they like it too yesterday a lady tried to grab the handle while my fingers were still in it and she was like ahaha... too much unfmortable contact

mu dog got bitten by a bee the other day

seeingmy favourite customers scraggly munted ass signature so cute aww going to be sad when he dies

received my 2nd week of pay this is too much money I'm getting overwhelmed must buy toys I've been banned from buying plushies for like 2 years

these earnings are so being invested into premium twitter one time I had a dream I was subscribed to the twitter premium thing and I woke up sweatign

I need to know what gangster ass scooter that kid has I need that exact scooter Christmas time

anyone else get the urge to hug their bosses goodbye after work

my bosses my second pair of parents