Her name is Noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth He lives on my block And he drives an I-Roc But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me