ima use it to grind my corn :>

Thanks bro. Tbh I'd **** anything if it looked like it was horny and had anything I could **** (i.e. A mouth or 'hole')

That's why I go by it or anything else. If it makes sense, I'd follow it.

Yes. Now it's time to **** a rock.

Has she(?) done this before?

Hmmm... I'm probably not a good first time person considering how big my pp is but whatever.

Ok umm... Is the rock sentient or is it just a rock.

Ok... I should probably introduce myself to the rock then.. *he looks at the rock* hi um.. I'm noobyfguyguy.. And deadslayer84 said I can have sex with you..

Do you have any sexual preferences..?

Can you speak..?

How come?

Hmm.. Anyways, uhh.. where's the vagina? I've never ****ed a rock before.

Umm.. *he picks up the rock* right here?

Ok umm... *he slides the tip of his dick into the rocks vagina* (never thought I'd say that in my entire life)

(Don't die because of me, please)

(Oh that kind of dying) umm...