Nehehehhe

Oh uh sure I mention UMBRELLA STILL HAS HIS V CARD

Oh boi

JHEHRHEB

Hhhrhr

Quick thing what is the reaction when umbrella takes it like what happens to him so I can describe it lol

Ah oki heheh

Nehehehehe it's gonna sus soon

Hehehehehhehehhehehehehdhgd gayyyy

AHHHH MY HEARTT IM CRYING fool by cave town started playing AND ITS SO SADDD

AHHH CRYS INTENSELY no joke one single tear went of my eye Crack like

OPP NOW THE FALL IS ON NOW AND ITS SAD TOO

Commits death because wassssaa

Bro juliet fits umbrella so well cryss

AND RAMBLEINGS OF a lunatic AHHHH

BUT BRO listen to juliet by cavetown and you'll see

B%^&*:,

Nehehehhehrh

Wha meow meow I'm a car

Oooooo drama I kinda wanna ship these two together BECAUSE THERE SO INTRESTING LIKE OHHHH

Umbrella:hmm I'll think about it when we're watching a movie*he sets it near a glass of cold water and goes Into his room to change*

Umbrella:*he comes back out in over sized shirt with the glorious shoulder showing and shorts*

Umbrella:*he sits beside him and turns on a movie*hope you know what a movie is heh

Umbrella:is your tail ok*he grabs the small pill and is now holding it*

Umbrella:*he laughs*alright I trust you here it goes*he takes it when nothing happends*hey I didn't die!

Umbrella:*he was shocked by the suddenly bite*what the!-wha

Umbrella:*he smiles before he falls asleep*it's ok I love you too-*and he's out*

Umbrella:*is just out lmao*

Umbrella:*this guy has a really soft body no joke*

(HAHAHSHSN) Umbrella:*has soft ass lips likr* (Can I like have him wake or something sense technically he is also a magic being not a God though)

(Crysss) Umbrella:*his eyes snap open he looks at the situation and like just goes with it and wraps his arms around his neck and kisses back*

Umbrella:*his eyes are shut tight also he's blushing hard and makeing small noises aswell*

(Pfff I haven't done this I sooooooo long lol) Umbrella:*becomes tomato and covers his mouth trying not to lose it*

Umbrella:*he Makes a few small noises still covering his mouth*

Umbrella:*he bloosh boi*

Umbrella:*he gasps as his eyes widen and he presses his hand on his mouth so hard but it's easy to tell he's moaning*

Umbrella:*he's full on moaning his hands can't hide that* (*intense breathing*)

(MOON WALKS TO THE MOON) Umbrella:*even more moaning and noises and he grabs the bed hard*

(Your gonna hate me but moonwalks to youranuis) Umbrella:*is now a moaning mess*

(Nheheheh I am master at jokes) Umbrella:*his eyes roll a bit back and out goes the tongue and is still moaning*

Umbrella:*he moans louder and his eyes go further and so does tongue*

(OH GODDDDD) Umbrella:*legit his nose starts bleeding and other moaning and noises stuff*

(OH godd) Umbrella:*he some how hasn't passed out yet*

(Welp he's gonn have to carry him lol) Umbrella:*more fvucken moaning*

Umbrella:*he's panting hard*

Umbrella:*he kisses back weakly*

Umbrella:*very tired*

(He's gonna crush him umbrella has to lay on top of him) Umbrella:*already out* (Anyways timeskip*

(Whaa confused)

(Aww) Umbrella:*he's still out and cuddled up next to him*

Umbrella:*is still out like*

Umbrella:*is too in pain to even move in his sleep*

Umbrella:*sleeping peacefully*

Umbrella:*he wakes up without him realizing and listens to the conversation*

Umbrella:*he sits up crying now he had already used his magic to change into clothes but is in pain*

Umbrella:*he falls to the floor usesing his full power to turn him back to normal he's now in like a water bubble*

Umbrella:*he just dragged him self up to Martin who's back to normal in da bubble he let's him go after he makes a pill that will have him be able to love someone and still be a god and makes him eat it*

(OH quick thing umbrella almost never raises his voice or curses unless it's important so get ready) Umbrella:*he grew angrier by the second before*WILL YOU BOTH STOP FIGHTING A ****ING HELP HIM!

Umbrella:what what Is it!

Umbrella:*he's now crying as he hugggs him and covers his face in kisses*YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME WAAAAH

Umbrella:*he yelps and sucks in a sharp breath*why does my "place" hurt....

Umbrella:*is confused he then realizes when his adrenaline wears off and is hole lower half started hurting*please....get off it hurts I'm sorry

Umbrella:*he's has little tears in his eyes*I can't move....help

Umbrella:bed please also how long am I going to be stuck like this?

Umbrella:*he turns red*there goes my virginity*which surprised martin* (Bro be funny if Martin said something like"no wonder you were so soft or delicate" LMAO)

Umbrella:*he does that same classic adorable smile* (Soooo I'm gonna make a detailed pic of Umbrella lmao)

Umbrella:could you stay with me so I'm not bored all day (I'm gonna have Martin meet his parents soon ehehd)

(Martin's gonna meet Umbrellas dad that's what I meant)

Umbrella:*wants cuddles so reaches out hands*cuddle me

Umbrella:*slowly lays on him hoping to sleep this out*

Umbrella:*he ends up falling asleep and still looks adorable almost like a tiny bunny*

Umbrella:*bean* (Anywaydds time skippppp) Umbrella:*he wakes up after an hour*yay my place doesn't hurt anymore

Umbrella:*he attempted to escape*

Umbrella:food I'm hungry... (OH yeah did I mention Umbrella shares his body with a God probably more powerful that martin)

(I'm still deciding on what kinda god they are maybe protection or water)

(Might be both actually because umbrella can make his umbrella into a indestructible shield and he can bend water and make rain come out of his umbrella in different ways) Umbrella:*he wanders around until he finds the kitchen and idk gets a bagel or something eats it and goes back then his phone rings he checks it and his eyes widen with irgentcy*hey uhm we gotta visit my parents wanna come with?

Umbrella:*first he takes them to a flower shop and brings him to the graveyard and walks up to a grave he sets the flowers down and sits down in front of the grave*

Umbrella:*he noticed that Umbrella has tears rolling down his cheeks after a little while*

Umbrella:*he looks back at him his eyes overflowing with tears and under his eyes are a bit red already*

Umbrella:*he hugs back crying after he calmed down he let's go wiping his face*I'm guessing you wanna know what happened...

Umbrella:*he looks back at the grave*I was coming home from school and I though I heard noises coming from inside so I opened the door and.....my dad was stabbing her

Umbrella:it's not you fault*he stands up*let's go we gotta get to the jail*he brings him there and sits across from a blue haired man his hair is more faded than Umbrella which means that his hairs natural they talk a bit in russian Umbrella must have said something wrong because his dad raised his voice there was a bit more of what sounded like fighting mainly from his dad Umbrella then gets up and takes Martin outside*let's go...

Umbrella:*they then go back home and Umbrella just lays down wanting to go to bed*

Umbrella:*he just goes to sleep angry*

(ALRIGHT I THINK MARTIN WILL LIKE THIS ONE)

(So what if after like a week after this happens Martin's like fvuck I'm horny so he goes up to umbrella and umbrella literary plays hard to get without realizing and Martin's like I will convince boi and he's like I I'm trying to cleannn)

Umbrella:*he wakes up in a cleaning mode he gets up and finds the broom and starts sweeping the floor*

Umbrella:cleaning I get in moods like this heh

Umbrella:*continues cleaning humming*

Umbrella:*continues cleaning still humming*

Umbrella:*he walks into where ever tf he is and starts cleaning*

(Wait hang on did you read what i said there wouldn't they all be in the house??)

Umbrella:*sticks his head out if the kitchen*h hey are you ok!*he laughs a little* (Ah ok)

Umbrella:*he giggles and sets down the broom and picks her then warps her in a blanket and puts her back on the couch*

Umbrella:*he went back to cleaning he was swaying a bit and humming*

Umbrella:*he turns around with the broom his eyes closed he sways a little humming a song*

Umbrella:*the sun light hits him at just the right angle and he opens his eyes a little bit*

Umbrella:*he smiles a bit as he sweeps and wipes his forehead*bit hot in here

Umbrella:*he looks at him*hey are you ok? Is something wrong *he approached the flustered man*

Umbrella:*his entire face turns red really red*uh-i-*he ends up saying gibberish*

Umbrella:*so many emotions right now* o o once I I get done c cleaning*he cleans the entire place and goes back to him red*o ok

Umbrella:wait wait wait in y your room candy's sleeping and please be gentle If you can I don't really wanna be bedridden again for an hour

Umbrella:*blush spreads across him face*

Umbrella:*he makes a few small noises and giggles a little*

Umbrella:*he makes some small noises when he did that he takes off his scarf to give him room*

Umbrella:*some more noises*

Umbrella:*he blushes*t that's probably the soap I use*its was blueberrys*

Umbrella:*he makes small noises as when he does that*

Umbrella:*at first when he kissed him roughly he was about to tap him but then his eyes widen and he was now makeing a lot of noises* (Shadow runs away)

Umbrella:*he knows this is soon going to escalate quickly so he gets him self ready*

Umbrella:don't crush me please heh*he makes a small joke as he waits*

Umbrella:*he grunted a little*

(Bleepppp) Umbrella:*he started makeing more noises and moaning*

Umbrella:*the noises soon become just moaning*

(OH boy) Umbrella:*very tired and just passes out after he's done*

Umbrella:*literally out eventually he wakes up and changes and comes out*hey

Umbrella:*blushes still halfasleep he sits beside him and lays on him*

Umbrella:*tired smile*wanna watch something I'm probably gonna fall asleep again*

Umbrella:*he shruggs* (I'm gonna have this man get harassed lmao and Martin like ***** you flirting with my boyfriend)

Umbrella:it's not even close it halloween its near Christmas but I'm fine with that I don't really like scary things tho (I got funni idea yal see)

Umbrella:wait we gotta go present shopping! Come on come on get ready!

Umbrella:*also does so and practically drags him to the store*alright let's spilt up so we can get gifts for eachother

(Watch him go to the ****en kinky section of this store and gets him a collar lmao) Umbrella:*he legit goes to the plushy section*

(Umbrella can't cook on a grill lmao) Umbrella:*he finds a cute bunny with hearts on it he looks around and snaps his fingers adding horns on it he smiles and carrys it with him until he turns and his face goes pail*

Umbrella:*his heart started beating fast as the person approached he wanted to run but he couldn't move*

Ex:there you are I thought I'd never see you again*he grabs umbrella arm hard he didn't seem to care that umbrella yelped from his grip and was trying to escape*let's go Umbrella:no no no no let me go I'm not with you anymore!

Umbrella:*he struggles helplessly as the guy drags him towards the register*

*there's this guy dragging umbrella by his arm to try and get him to the register when suddenly the guy gets blasted forward and gets chained to the wall and umbrella falls backwards*

Umbrella:*he's now on the floor just laying there not to Martin's knowledge he'd getting a little lecture from his God friend*

Ex:*he's trying to pull of the chains which isn't possible because they were made by a god* Umbrella:*he eventually gets up and rushes to pay he then hide the plushy in a bag and looks for martin*

Umbrella:*he finds him and runs up to him and hugs onto his arm*

Umbrella:*he nodds*my arms a bit red though*he hopes he doesn't question the chain part*did you get your gift

Umbrella:*he winced at bit at the rando part*uhm that guy is actually m my ex....

Umbrella:*he smiles and nodds*alright I'll close my eyes until you grab watch you need*he closes his eyes still attached incase he needs to move*

Umbrella:*he opens his eyes*alright let's go I already got wrapping paper and paid

Umbrella:*waits he just kinda cutely dances a little in the background*

Umbrella:*blushes and casually dances out of the store*

Umbrella:*now at home he sets his now wrapped gift under the tree*yey

Umbrella:*happy bean face*oh uhm I should probably tell you something

Umbrella:I kinda share my body with a god

Umbrella:it's like having another mom Goddess:*she appears behind Umbrella*i was waiting for you to tell him

Umbrella:*he laughs a little* Goddess:hmm your really dating the god of love

Umbrella:*he laughs*yes we're home candy! Goddess:*she couldn't help but let out a slight chuckle*

Umbrella:*he pets the bun bun* Goddess:*she disappeared*

Umbrella:you gotta get off of him heh

Umbrella:*he chuckles a little*Iv lived with my god ever sense I was 4