Sans! Sans! Wake up! What is it, dude? A human has fallen from the surface world Really? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im? No time for puns Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy Ugh! Enough! Alright, here we go again Welcome to the underground How was the fall? If you wanna look around Give us a call We don't see humans often We're happy you just dropped in I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners Can it, Sans, no time for banter Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric You're just lazy and apathetic Call me what you want, I got thick SKIN Another bad joke and I'm finished with him We are monsters, the awfullest kind To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations Humans betrayed us and left us burnin' One day we'll make our way back to the surface