Soviet in fanfic; *puts a grown roach man to bed because hea drunk* Me: *steals roachs gun* hands up ni🅱️🅱️as, or i shoot you all starting with your dad Russia: not dad plz no America: yo this is funny *records everything* Belarus: s k i n Me: aight, wheres the money nibbas? Soviet: in the safe over there the password is 6666 Me: nice nibba *steals money and leaves*