ok so im blind right and my friend hands me a hairdryer right

damn uhhhh

well it's a really bad joke but my friend told me it and it will forever stick with me

But here it is "I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer"

OH MY GOD THATS NOT FUNNY THATS A-A-A-A-AMZING DARK HUMOR 😂😂😂😭😭😭

xD it's evil but it's perfect

I think it was something like "glowsticks are didlos that can light in the dark!! They also give you a ''warm'' feeling ;) "

A fake dick

what is it

i am preparing

pFFFFFFFFFTTTT xD

WHAT

blood red yayy

mmm yes. what a delightful coloured wall you have- YEAH, I THREW A BABY AT IT :)

:)

I HAVE 2. FIRST ONE: genie: you have 3 wishes, and three rules. first rule, no killing anyone. second rule, no falling in love wishes, third rule, dont ask for more wishes. Alright, What's your first wish? dude: i wish for an umbrella genie: ookk...wish granted. dude:now i wish for you to put the umbrella in your azz genie: *sigh* o-ok..*grunt* w-w-wish granted.. dude: i wish for you to give me more wishes. if you dont, i'll wish you to open the umbrella. genie: 😳 SECOND ONE: genie: there is 3 rules, no wishing for love, no wishing to kill someone, and dont wish for more wishes. dude: ok genie: what's youre first wish? dude: i wish spiders had wings genie:...4 rules. END SECOND ONE:

the second one was the funny one the first one was dark

also i didnt mean to put another "second one" below "end" :/