i f you chain i will go ****ing ballistic/srs

i need a new phone really fücking badly its either earrape volumes or. its too quiet to comprehend and heaven forbid you want the crisp middle without headphones because it literally turns everything into static noise, the phone is crusty but thats kinda my fault atleast it is until it refuses to clean- and now im sitting here pissed because im literally pissing tuping this on an ipad like an angry yelp karen

please just commission me i take cash app for now but i will literally also take amazon giftcards 😭😭 🙏 i need money really fücking bad, for atleast a used flipphone

please