So we sit down to eat, and this girl's feet are a bit hot, so I crawl underneath the table- *blow blow* till it's cool, just cool, into the mouth- *sucks on toes* *smacks* noice.

But my Dad, my Dad what does he do? He stuffs the entire foot into his mouth and that really does it. Her eyes get big, she slaps his head, his head goes up and down-