Welll...

I had one of those microwavable stuffed animals, Buy i didn't read the directions- I put it in the microwave and its stomach caught on fire and melted, I kept calling for my grandma to come and help but she kept asking me what was going on- she couldnt hear me from down the hall though until i lotsrally yelled at the top of my voice; "THERES A MOTHER ****ING FIRE- COME WHEN I CALL FOR HELP YOU IDIOT!!" And uh- it caught the towels on fire and the chair, so my grandpa ran to tge basement and grabbed a fire extinguisher and now the fires gone. But the whole house smells like smoke..

*literally*the

OnO

Not really, I only do it when im super freaked out.. I dont curse really. I only curse on FA

I was really freaked out okay? Its not everyday you almkst burn the house down-

Well uh- I mean- Well my shoe caught on fire but i took it off before I actually got burnt badly- So im fine