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Speaking of mysteries, how come all of those leading cleaning brands like Clorox and Febreze and Melaleuca and all that jazz (not sponsored I swear) only kill 99.9% of germs? Like what’s the deal with that remaining 0.1%? Is it like the Thanos of germs? Is it an unkillable germ that’s gonna use its horrifying germ powers to try and take over the world??? Is it the next COVID-19?! ARE WE GONNA DIE BECAUSE CLOROX ONLY KILLS 99.9% OF GERMS?!?!?! So, everybody knows the principal’s office. We’ve all been there, flashback to the woodchip fiasco. Why is it that they always sit there with their hands all folded up like Monika and be all like, “So. Do you know why you’re here?” (silence.) “All i did was yeet a woodchip at someone…”

Ok, story time. This one time my brother found an FNF animation on youtube kids (its actually pretty cool, link in the desc) and I KNOW- ALREADY-- that it’s FNF, i don’t know if that should be in youtube kids… So I watched it- and I figured out why it was on youtube kids. It had a bitcoin logo in it. *inhale* So what you’re telling me is that if I put a bitcoin logo in my video it will magically become child friendly enough to put in Youtube kids??? Aight youtube here you go. Why the frig do we even have random thoughts? (the fact that i put this smack dab in the middle of a random thoughts video is amazing, insert long pause)

Ever notice that each day is its own national something day, like national potato chip day, national square donut day, my birthday is national guacamole day, etc? Anyway, my question is… WHY??? What’s the point of giving each day its own national whatever day if nobody even cares? I have this scenario in my head where like all the big important holidays like Christmas and Valentine’s Day and Halloween are bragging about how awesome they are and the other days are like, “wE wAnNa Be iMpOrtAnt tOo!!!1!1!” and one of them goes “can i be national fried chicken day? Can i be national broccoli day? Ooh I wanna be national marker day!” and so on and so forth. My brain is messed up.

You know what else is messed up? The English language. Like really. Why make up your own grammar rules and punctuation and vowels and consonants and crap if you don’t even follow them? No seriously, I never understood why the plural of child was children, shouldn't it be childs? Doesn’t that make a lot more sense? How come moose is meese? Mice? Whatever, doesn’t mooses sound more nOrMaL? Heck, after writing this script, i don’t even know what’s normal anymore… What makes a song “bad?” Is it the musical elements, or the lyrics themselves? Is it both? Or do people just hate Justin Bieber? Like there was this alternative song I really liked by this band called Judah & the Lion, you should check them out, they’re cool, but my mom hated it because of the lyrics which were apparently about sPoRtZ. I just thought everything was good about this song but appARENTLY i was wrong because the chorus is “loud and obnoxious.”

Can paranormal undead beings like ghosts and zombies and stuff still have feelings? You’re probably thinking, “PFfT no bee what are you an idiot? They're dead, dead people can’t have feelings” And i'm over here like, yeah you’re probably right, but ghosts are a different story because you know there’s always that classic cliche where the ghost gets ticked off at some random rich And thats where i stopped bc im lazy, but i’ll continue later :D

Captcha’s gonna kill me some day i stg

Tyty

Lit

Ur correct