plush

you walk in on me and yo mama

Balls

come here and let me take you in my bed under the blanket 🤤😏

Can we make out in the back of my cadillac~

*does sexy pose* 😏😏

you're hotter than the sun ;) just looking at you makes my day 100% better 😊

Put your bed next to mine- 😏

Why did the chicken... Cross the road? oh. Ho-oh oh. Why did the chicken, Cross the road? oh. (To get to the other side!) To get to~ the other side. The other Side~ JUMP IN THE CADILLAC GIRL LET'S PUT SOME MILES ON IT ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST TO PUT A SMILE ON IT-

Me: Hey, you know what is hotter than this hot chocolate? You: what? Me: you!

I'm e for everyone so.. huggo.

ok! *turns you into a marketable plushie* /j