Steamed Hams (Doorbell rings) [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] Well, Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions. [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] Ahhh, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] Nyahhh (Principal Skinner exits into the kitchen) [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] GASP! Egads! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour. (Principal Skinner takes off his apron and opens the window. He puts his leg over the window, attempting to step outside. Before he can leave, Superintendent Chalmers enters the kitchen) [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] Hmmm [THEME SONG] Skinner, with his crazy explanations, The Superintendent's gonna need his medication. When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, There'll be trouble in town - tonight. [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] SEYMOURRRRRRRR!!! [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] Superintendent, I was just, uh, just s