It started on a cold Winter night. I woke up at 3am to this ***** outside my house filming a porn movie. I shoved my toddler in the oven (I DIDNT TURN IT ON OF COURSE) so she wouldnt need to hear it. I went back to bed, dreaming about that insufferable little shit. That crazy, batshit crazy, sexy femb- ugly asshole letter J. I smashed his head in. Then i woke up. I woke up to a policeman staring at me. "You horrible monster. You deserve nothing but pain." He whispered. I didnt udnerstand what was going on. I was handcuffed, and escorted downstairs. I smelled something delicious. Better than J's creamed panti- better than anything ive ever smelled. It was an exquisite meaty scent. I turned to the oven, drooling, and saw a baked baby. Holy ****ing shit. J cooked my child. Then my door was broken open. J ran into my house and ****ed my wife. She climaxed three times in a row and divorced me. And then after getting married he ran back and ****ed the cops that arrested me. Then he tickled my balls.