Like “boohoo my name is cable I use stupid gun I made up instead of using my power given to me by my two world class phoenix telepathic mothers”

HE’S DUMB UNTIL IT MATTERS

I read this comic one time and it’s in the middle of the apocalypse and this kid is dying of the same technology disease that cable has , get this. HE USES HIS POWERS TO SENSE THIS KID DYING and then suddenly he remembers he has a COMPLETELY UNUSED BIOTECH LAB . How convenient, some actual bs it’s so stupid

I wish he was like spawn where he kills his writers on screen because that was the stupidity they constantly used on him. “ I’m only here to save my real mom, Madilyn pryer” THEYER BOTH YOUR MOM. LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON,!!

This making me mad unironically 😭💔

Hes just like his mama too, dying every two seconds and then coming back to like from sheer force of will THIS IS NOT D.C. YOURE NOT A GREEN LANTERN, WILL SHOULDNT BE YOUR EXCUSE

He’s almost as stupid as daken the stupid pile of stupid!