my homeroom teachers name sounds like bazooka

my history teacher has monster sobbing my mom wont let me get monster \because she thinks it will make me hyper but it doesnt bru

evil smilinf imp emoji i have good idea

and where is she getting the hair to play dress up with them ....... creepy throwing wine glasses at n walking away walks into v OH!!! im so sorry :( !! its okay- i wasnt looking- picking up glasses but oh no!! spark thigny blushign emoji embarased MOVE IT MORO HAAaiiii tessaaa oh noe... anothr one?> >:[ n falling to ground n i found somethig in here!!!!! uzi brekas mirror thats weird and concerning >:3 BITE ME!!!!1 thiz iz probably u weirdoz fault!!!!!!! n climbs in whatd you find? did u know that was a pilot hat? I WAS THE PILOT?!> THATS AWESOME!!- i crashed. i ruined everything. spaceship pilot. origin story. v hissing and blowing bubbles (best scene in md)

hold i gtg to bioligys however yu spell it biology

speeaking of piloting the earth. are we sure murder all humans is... uh, mortality..? tha humanz sent u without a communication relay and formatte ur memories to soup. covering their tracks means theyre past negotiating ....... not liek tried negotiating with my mom........... or u mizzed the negotiantison!!!!!!!!! the humnaz programmed us to solve a problem. wheres proof of your backstory? the one where your kinds so convietnly innocent!! pushes uzi away j was getting orders from someone. if not the company through that relay, then uh, who? and how? QUIT COMPLICATING MY MURDER PLAN!!!!!!1

yeah just ueerhh fix her up cuzz whooopz. prettty big secruity risk inhindsihht..... uh, u got thiz,,,,, uhhh ladder bot 5000. urgehd please just leave the lightz- lights turn off spooky ahh scene im too lazy to type mr. doorman ur daughter haz been ermmmmm absent yes on that kill all humanz kick liek when i waz younger. grounded herself and all that. .,.,. speaking on her behvior- of course, of course, precocious, populr, superntionl understanfing of doors.,,.,,.., takes aftr her old man :) (eddsworld flasssssssssh baaaaack soind effect) uzi, please sit normal. BITE ME!!!11 uzi, give braden back hiz sentience. BITE ME!!!! er her.,,.., I STARTED IT!!! and also, im dumb. fire uzi, u havee to partner up. several people wanted to for the record!!!! no we didnt. u freak uz out!!! BUT MOSTLY BITE ME!!!!!!!1

yeahhh she kind of has trouble fitting in. we think there might be someting damaged with her programming. how are thingz at home? uhhh sorry?? shes a little herself but, damaged? I,,,, maybe i havent spent much time,,, Mhmmmmmm Mr. doorman sir? theres been an ... accident.

OUGH, IM SWEATY!!!!! WHO PROGRAMMED THAT!!!! u good uzi? IM GOOD> IM BETTER THAN gOOD. I AM GOD!!! hi..... hi thad. thnk yuo......... fo courze zi! n&ms. you saved my life! i dont even think the colony is serious about all this banishment stuff more just confused. especiially ith the fact- THAT IM TOO ROGUE TO REENTER OCIETY!!!!! i can never eturn........... recent dissapearances? .... ur murder friedns corpse?? when i went to grab ur gun it looked liek it kind of?? crawled away..?? ....we can return a little-

oh, ladderbot 5000? we looked everywhere for u!! hi tim care to join me join u standing eerily in suspisiouly low resolutin?? ...yes? ..... alright!! :) (ahh spooky) flawless character acting, me. improv game for more practivce?? hahahhahaha we are a monsger!!!!! welcome back, thad! ...uh wait. isnt she groudned or something? URGH!!! BANISHHED!!! has my dad been saying im grounded!!?!? ... genocide robot-? (im sorry super very sorry for murdering people :(( ) oh, alright, just donnt do it again!!! get in here, ya goobz!!!!

.... yeah, wheres khan? because this looks... haha... not ideal. parent teacher conference. something baout his daughter being more important then buuilding a door. eww w kind of cringe ewww. yup, ok. almost thre up. u good? im good. STOP ASKING!! any..,., forensic thingzoer there? do we have fingerprints? (bye bye drone displays)

..i mean. u dont think itz my parenting, do u?? i left her for dead ONCE!! it soundz like shes bored in ur class and all the other kids suck!!!!! call her damaged again adn i will INSTALL A DOOR ON UR FACE!!!!! (playing solitare) where r ur folks? ... dead. i watched them die. ... that was the joke, idiot? that girl iz.......... gorgeuous, right?! im gonna let her in

u guyz... do that often? haha! no. im very concerned. but also pretty frightened a little bit. hay, uzi! whatz this thing!! hey isnt that ur special eye DNT COALL IT THAT!!!! abolute solver? reboot? does this have something to do with how ur bhead grew back? heeheh i actively avoid unpacking how that works. :) new material can be pulled from thin air. if the wound is severe enough, thiz solver might be some sort of auto run program to collect mor matte- insert scene me throwing ninja star (im so cool) i want a freaking ninja star!!! u good? STOP ASKING!!!

chainsaw hand time?

yeah, cool, cool

yes hello its me,,,, tad. um can i get a locaation? i heard entist office!! im thad at the dentist office. come over here for ur.. teeth? predictably terrible work, j. why do u look so- great! u look great, j >:/ nono, wait, guys, its really me!! is that a frEAKIGN RA-ninja star-? uzi kicksshuriken life saverz again. thankz! super invited to my shindig next weekend.\ cool kids only. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE were busy then anyway. so whatevr. so lame. whats with the voice, j? oh, j's not here. we are trying to repair that host as per our directive. so you are a program? more like u r our cute puppets :) it hurts our feelings u dont remember us. :( n-? uhh whatz with the mom hologram.... easier to assimilate then explain. not. happening. fair, but poor choice. now we will have to do something shocking. :( woah! hey! goodbye, dad. (belhghhg) what..?? misile !!!! uzi!!! shoot!!! or give it to me!!! claw swipe. snarl. uzi?! u good?! ...no! n grabz gun

pranked, idiot. you big stupid.

chat is this real

coffee is disgusting

i dont think so

wdym