Jack: take it

Jack: because stupid dares

Jack: that make my wallet go empty

Jack: but its yours now :>

Jack: *pulls out 1000 more dollars*

Jack: Just take it all i have no need for it

Jack: TAKE ITTTTT

Jack: take it or i'll shove you inside a gaming pc

Jack: *secretly shoves in pocket >:)* ok fine if you dont want it

Jack: OH I SEE YOU'RE RUNNING *dinosaur run*

Jack: *sarcasm* where'd she go? JUST TAKE MY DUMB MONEY PLEASE

Jack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2qPq3iSa7Y

Jack: YOU HAVENT TOUCHED THE BIDOOF YET

Jack: TAKE MY MONEY PLEASE

Jack: eh she didnt want it eh whatever i put 1 mil in her pocket who cares

Jack: wait i sense a danger in the force its- its pure evil.

Jack: oh lord its clyde qwq

Jack: SIR BUDDY NICE THE EXCAVATOR BUN COME AT ME SCRUB

Clyde: uhh

Clyde: *throws into music store*

Jack: ow :c

Jack: *turns into dinosaur* come at me son

Jack: its showtime

Jack: *jumps onto clyde turning into snake*

Jack: hey nerd hope ya like venom *bites*

Clyde: *grabs jack neck* Jack:

Jack: *red instead of orange*

Jack: *slowly turning purple* (inside head) oh welp its time to die

Jack: YOUR PUNCHING MEEEEE

Jack: oh wait i shouldn't be talking welp i'm a snek now who cares

Jack: and if you continue punching me i will bite your hand off and thats not canibalism because im not a human right now

Jack: oh well who cares *turns into dinosaur and starts mauling clyde*

Jack: making blood come out is fun :>

Jack: *gets up* im jack :I

Jack: welp hi do you think ripping his leg off was a stretch

Jack: *turns into human*

Clyde: curse you

Jack: *looks at arm* oh crap im bleeding

Jack: SIR BULLY MEAN THE TRASH COMPACTOR MEATLOAF

Jack: welp *pulls out bandage*

Jack: oh yeah check your pocket real quick c;

Jack: Byeeeeeee

Jack: *turns into bird* wait what do you want

Jack: but its yours *flies away*