wwyd: donni broke ur window
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weebboi[OP]
30.03.2021 20:29
Linkdonnie*
Sorrow: `` holy ****ing shit why would you break my window, I'm sad now </3``
*Joyful casually slams open the door*
Joyful: `` WTF I GO TO TAKE A SHOWER AND THIS HAPPENS- ISTG ``
Sorrow: `` Can I borrow your gun? ``
*Sorrow casually shoots Joyful--*
Joyful: `` dude, I'm literally already dead, you can't kill me. ``
Sorrow: `` **** you. ``
*Sorrow gives the gun back--*
Joyful: `` wth is a badass? ``
Sorrow: `` Human terms, Joyful. Human terms. ``
Joyful: `` Why, thank you. ``
*Sorrow's casually flipping Joyful off*
Joyful: `` I dunno. ``
Sorrow: `` Iwannablowhisbrainsoutandthenshovehisbodyinablender,turniton,andthenthrowhiminabox. ``
Joyful: `` Wth does that mean exactly- ``
Sorrow: `` yeah no I'm just going to go sit in the sink ``
*Sorrow walks away- lmfao*
Joyful: `` Mkay. Also, he isn't this violent towards anyone but me so you don't have to worry about being put in an electric chair. ``
*Sorrow casually S L A M S the bathroom door shut and sits in the sink*
Joyful: `` If it's anyone he likes, it's probably going to be a fictional character from a book or something. ``
Joyful: `` True. ``
*Sorrow comes out of the bathroom and throws a towel on Joyful--*
Sorrow: `` THE BATHROOM FLOOR IS SOAKING WET HOW TF DO YOU EVEN DO THAT ``
Joyful: `` Not cleaning it up, short stack <3 ``
Sorrow: `` I hate you so much. ``
*Sorrow yanks the towl back, sets it on fire, and throws it back into the bathroom--*
Joyful: `` Yeah, I know I'm helpful. ``
Sorrow: `` Please shoot him 2,000 times. ``
Sorrow: `` HOW THE F U - ``
Joyful: `` Sorrow please maintain your negativity. And thank you, bud. ``
Joyful: `` please don't you're quite entertaining. ``
Sorrow: `` He might hold you hostage lmfao ``
Joyful: `` The more you know. ``
Sorrow: `` I- I'm just-- going to hide under the bed-- ``
*Sorrow casually walks away again--*
Joyful: `` I could do way worse to him than be a jerk to talk to. ``
Joyful: `` y e s . anyways wanna help me put makeup on him? ``
*Joyful takes out a b a c k b a g full of makeup--*
Joyful: `` OKAY SO UR GOING TO EITHER HOLD HIM OR KNOCK HIM OUT K? ``
okay,,im using my oc,pfp,,
*Puts on a brave face and hands turn into fists* ¨Sir,would YOU mind explaining how this happened??¨
*smiles innocently*👀👀 ¨whatever,pfffffft your paying for the window?¨
*sighs* listen erm,,,*mumbles* how the heck do i explain* okay! never mind,,, wanna join me for an investigation on who broke the window? *smiles weakly at you and tips an imaginary hat like a detective*
*raises an eyebrow* whats all this...,,why are you talking so weirdly??
*shrugs* okay!!!!!!!!! *Grabs your hand and starts running around the house where the window was broken*
Meradeth:*leads you into a room with suspicion and makes you sit in a chair,turns the lights off , and sits on the desk across from you, and flickers on a desk light.
*places her elbows on the desk and purrs* ¨so donny,¨have you have seen any type of person who might have been near the window??¨
*glares daggers at you* wait wait wait,,,so YOU broke the window?? AND YOU DECIDED TO COME ALL THIS FAR?? JUST TO LIE?!
*snorts loudly* lady, such manners,i thought you could be my friend, *puts an arm around her shoulder* i thought you might be different, i guess i was wrong, *stands up from the chair and starts to walk away*
*winces and pokes your chest* you KILL for living? so your like *rolls her eyes* wanted?? ofc you said your sooooooooo atractive
*snorts* how rich,,
whatever,,i´m paying for the window, you can go live you life the way it was before you met me
i mean,,you wouldn´t care
*shudders and raises an eyebrow* why would you want to pay for it,,no its fine,,,i got it¨
Meredeth :tucks a loose strand of hair behind her ear ,,,¨okay..¨
*she grinned evilly* no,im paying the rest though so,,*takes the 50 dollars accidentally brushing her knuckles against your hand*
*shes smilled* okay! have a good rest of your day! *she kissed his cheek quickly and walked off*
Meredeth* she fixed her window growling loudly when something didn´t fit right*
*she jumped up from her chair and her face turned red* *she opened the window* ¨WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME?????? well- IM A HANDY MECHANIC I THINK I CAN DO IT BY MYSELF
Meredeth: *her face gott even redder* DON´T TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT??!!! I DID NOTHING AT ALL!!!!
wha-
*her face got so read so she hid it in her hood and mumbled loud enough* UGHHHH!!!!!!
Meredeth*she ran over to you with her hood still down and her hair now a mess,slapping you playfully*
*she took deep breaths and grumbled looking into your eyes and whining* im not THAT short! its 4´11! its not that BAD!
I want cookie what kind let me get the money*goes and look for wallet*
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Lilah:*blinks a few times* hi? *she looks at him then looks at her window* your gonna fix that
hiraeth: it's okay just- i mean now we have a sh*t ton of crunchy leaves and other plants inside-
thank you very much, donnie, i love plants <3
hiraeth: hold on! what if my cats see that i've been hiding from them? they'll never forgive me! >:'(
donnie, you're on cat patrol. if you see any cats, just tell them i'm not home at the moment.
also, feel free to snack on the cookies i made <3
"-Lana was standing there in disbelief and she looks back and forth from the window and to Donnie- damn...uh that was kind of..like...my window, believe it or not"
