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13.11.2021
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OfficialRealJack[OP]
13.11.2021 03:55
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OfficialRealJack[OP]
13.11.2021 03:56
LinkIt’s a zombie apocalypse, you see jack fighting zombies by the masses
ARGH, DAMNIT” Jack yelled out after being bitten “YOU LITTLE WANG, ILL KILL YOU AGAIN”
Jack shouts at the zombie
He blasts a bullet through the zombie, brick yellow blood splatters everywhere
Jack!! I saw the apocalypse and finished 3 rounds of fortnite before confronting you. WHATS HAPPENING?!
There was a zombie let loose from one of the local labs, but then some chemicals spilled and now there’s thousands of them
That damn bite
*I stab my arm with the gem, granting me healing for that wound*
Alright, I’m good now
[aleight]
Alright
here’s the antidote
*forces it down zzs throat*
HEY WANGFACED BLOWJOB, GET AWAY FROM THE DAMN DOOR
*blasts a bullet through its head*
That’ll teach yo to eat this house, it’s damn expensive
*the zombie turns back into a human*
What the @#$& just ##$*ing happened!?
SHUT UP AND RUN
*the guy flips me off, but then notices the zombies and runs away
Will do, I’ll kill the nazis, and save the people
*I dip one bullet bag into the the antidote, while dipping the other into the distengration powder*
Ha, it is, she looks like she’s spreading the ground in a way where we’re gonna kill zombies while she does too, but not the same zombies
GAF DAMNIT
*shoots the zombie with the disintegration gun*
PISS OFF
*shoots the zombie jet with all the bullets currently loaded in the cure gun*
*nah, it doesn’t looks sprained
*jack climbs on the wing of the jet and blasts the enemies
That was…
Breath taking, for sure
AAAA
*jack gets scared by a nazi zombie, but shoots it with the disintegration gun*
PISS OFF GERMAN
(Us in this rp)
(https://mecabricks.com/en/workshop/KZvmqklbvG6)
Damnit, TAKE COVER OH MY DAMN
*A Bodybuilder zombie runs through all the others, holding zzs glasses*
WHAT THE PISS DID YOU DO TO ZZ!? YOU SON OF A WANG
(This zombie is not a nazi btw)
ILL KILL YOU DEAD
*jack runs at the zombie, knives out, and gets grabbed by the zombies hand*
HA, OERFECT, STUPID
*Jack cuts the zombies wrist open, brick yellow blood splatters everywhere*
WAIT, IS THAT?
*zz dancing on a zombie, while on top of the truck*
ZZ IS ALIVE, WERE GOOD
NOW LETS KILL THESE CYAN FRICKERS
DAMN IT, GAF PLEASE BE ALIVE
*Jack checks his pulse, gaf is alive*
Aleight, let’s get you to a safe place
*carries gaf to the bedroom, with his guns and weapons next to him
NOW ILL KILL YOU WANGTARDS
*back in the game by Airbourne plays*
Shoots every zombie in the truck carrying that sub machine gun guy, with the disintegration gun
THATLL TECAH YOU TO PISS ME OFF
*phones willis*
GET OVER HERE WILLIS
*willis later arrives, armoured up, killing zombie to get through the secret entrance
Aleight gaf, here’s willis
Aleight, thanks willis
Gaf, zombies are still at the outside of the house
Aleight, that’s on-
DAMNIT THEYVE BROKEN IN
EVEYBIDY BE ABSOULITELY SOLENT, GWT UNDER THE BEDS
Aleight, let’s do this
RUN
*the zombies see us, and chase us out the window, only 4 zombies remain
*wormz blows up the house, it’s on fire
*we run to FA headquarters, chased by zombie Kcaj, Zombie FakeZZ, zombie FakeWormz, And ZombieGaf
(Updated. https://mecabricks.com/en/workshop/eVaPown6vzB)
*i shoot FakeGaf in the eye, he can no longer keep running, and zz comes from behind him and chokes him*
Gaf, you know these are clones right? Clones of the FakeFam
Damnit, don’t make a sound
*we walk out of Flipanim s office, and then jump out of the window, the zombies follow*
AW PISS
*i fire the cure gun at the zombies falling out the window*
Alright gaf, be ready to catch them
Screw buying them! It’s a zombie apocalypse!
*runs to the Walmart, shooting zombies left and right*
Okay, here’s 12 mouse traps, I’ll scale them up
*jack makes a motion with his hands, like a zooming in gesture, and they all get bigger*
Don’t step in them
*a zombie runs at me*
SUCK MY WANG
*I do a backflip, and in the middle of the backflip I kick his head off*
Ha, that was awesome!
*blasts the monster truck with my with a makeshift gun*
This gun harvests power from the sun, so it’s gonna leave quite a mark
*shoots the lake with the cure gun*
Now any zombies in there will be cured
URGGHHHAHAHHAH
*runs into the neighborhood, shooting and stabbing every zombie in sight*
*mutilates zombies, stabs them, shoots their heads off, spits on their bones*
*laces dynamite around the whole neighborhood*
*sets timer for 3 minutes*
GAF, LOWER TOUR HELICOPTER I NEED TO GET IN
*one minute has passed
Two minutes have passed
*grabs the steering wheel from the side of the helicopter and flys us away from the neighbour hood over to the five dollar atomic bomb
*three minutes have passed
THE NEIGHBORHOOD BLOWS UP IN A FRENZY
GAF notices all the blood stains on jacks jacket, and bulletproofed vest, one quarter red blood, the rest is brick yellow blood
Yeah, I’m fine, we need to get to the bomb
Jack is still hanging on the side of the helicopter, clinging to the grates
alright, that works
ill be in here, looking for my spare headphones
Hm-
Where the frick are zz and wormz!? They’re not in the tank
*Jack jumps off the helicopter, landing in the water*
GAF hears as jack jumps off
CMON GAF, WE GOTTA GET IN
(I died😂😂)
*Jack sees GAF in the water*
Jack points to the submarine, not yet being able to speak
*puts on the breathing apart is, and sits there for a second
Okay, we need to swim in there
Above ground, the helicopter crashes over top of 12 zombies
*Jack swims toward the top of the submarine, while GAF swims toward the end of it
Okay gaf, on the count of three, we punch these bits of the submarine, and it’ll put so much pressure on the submarine, that it bursts open, lemme just drop in some breathing aparatusses for zz and wormz
1
2
3
*in admin*
Okay, I’ll go talk to ZZ, you go to the other room and reach wormz
Points out wormz location on the map
Runs to the door of the room wormz is in, and shoots wormz rope, the one tying her to the chair
*laces dynamit-*
Actually no
Gaf, could I have that atomic bomb?
Alright
*laces dynamite*
Hey gaf how long do you think it’ll take Willis to get here?
ALRIGHT
URRGAAAHHH
*punches the boss in the jaw so hard, he starts bleeding*
Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbr
*shoots the boss in the heart, but all the bullets miss
*shoots one more bullet, pushing one of the other bullets in, his heart explodes
Swims out, your bomb detonating mine, killing everyone inside the submarine
WAIT, DID ZZ AND WORMZ GET OUT!?
Alright,nice
*we swim to the top of the water, getting on willis helicopter*
*I smack myself on the chest, drying myself off
Alright, THANKS WILLIS
pulls a laptop from my bag and starts playing picos school
I need to beat my speedrun
I continue playing new grounds and take out a jug of root beer, I chug it down
I pull out a lemonade concentrate and think about turning it into lemonade
I decide to put it on a stick and eat it instead
Alright lads
I see a scyscraper lengthened tower, that’s probably where the zombies feast
Well let them have their lunch break too, I need to beat my speedrun
Nice
Alright well uh
It looks like it’s just us remaining, and some zombies
No survivors
Alright so everybody who hasn’t been buried, or rotted is alive again
But the zombies aren’t humans again
HOW MANY ATOMIC BOMBS DID HE AHVE AFTER YIU BIFUHT TWO
Arrivederci
JACK JUMPS OUT OF THE HELICOPTER SCREAMING
I HATE YOU DUMB DEMONS SUCK MY WANNNNNGGGGG
SLICE, CHOP BANG BBANG BANG
UGGRGRAAHHHHHHH MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDAMUDA MUDA WRYRYYYYYYYY
DIE YOU DISGUSTING WANG LOVING DEMONS, I HATE YOU ALL WOTH A PASSION
Jack can barely hear or see anyone, he is deafened and blinded with rage by the demons
SUFFER MY AUTOMATIC YOU DISGUSTOMG DEERFACED DEMONS
DEMONS DRINK SEMENS
BRBRBRBRBBRBRB RBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRB
ARRHUHHHHRUHFHGGHG
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ILL CLOSE THE GATE BETWEEN THIS WORKD AND THEIRS, KILL THEM WHILE I CLOSE IT
*Jack uses his rocket powered skateboard to go to the top, bringing Sydney with him*
Now you said you could find survivors?
Yep! They were in the building my daughter was in, most of the survivors are in there
PISS OFF SATAN
JACK CLOSES THE GATE AFTER ANOTHER HOUR OF KILLING DEMONS
I’m gonna go fail no nut November real quick, tell my kid that I’m signing paperwork or something
So uh
Hey kid, imma be honest here
Your mom is doing something very screwed up
And uh
You can’t know what it is
ALRIGHT
HEY DEMONS
SUCK MY GRASS
VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA VOLARE VIA
my mind control closes the gate
heavy breathin
i think were good
Look for the Gummybär album in stores on November 13th, for lots of music, videos, and extras!
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