peri was fuucking crying,, his mortal enemy (and crush) mark zuckuberg hated the shit out of him (why doesnt he love catboys <//3) peri thought. (d-damn i-i-s he homophobic?? holy shit) so then peri got the biggest fuucking watermelons he could find and shoved it up his twinky-ass looking shirt damn, he looked like a hot woman (end of act 1)

now, peri was a catgirl 😸. he stared into the mirror, screaming the words “cishet for mark zuckuberg <3” anyways, it was time for school, zuckuberg was there! though something felt off,, like something smelled weird? anyways peri went to meet with his crush (end of act 2)

DID IT BEFORE U LOOSER

yes

nope first one